Alexis Sanchez

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I can you imagine the fella, clutching his Lemsip his dogs surround his shivering body. He picks up the TV times and notices City V Spurs kick off soon. He tunes in and watches two top 3 teams go toe to toe in a not so friendly out of season match.

Jesus, Sergio, Danillo, KDB, Sterling, Silva have that much service the game should have been played on centre court Wimbledon. He then looks at the 2016-17 Arsenal team photo hanging on his wall.....Flu subsiding maybe it's the Lemsip, maybe not. He picks up the phone to his agent....MONEY or GLORY or BOTH?
 
The only reason he stays is because he's under contract.
Obviously it's not a disastrous situation in that next summer he can get untold riches.

Honestly, what if neither of Sanchez, Ozil and Ox sign a new contract this summer?
Would that be difficult for Arsenal next summer or wouldn't it matter financially at all?
 
We still have to go though the players returning to training. (Pictures of Sanchez smiling in training).
Wenger being asked about it and him saying his best players won’t leave. (Media then saying hes staying)
Sanchez then saying he does want to leave. (Media will now say hes now a money grabber and wants money to join City, no other reason)
A big back and forth between Sanchez and Arsenal for a month. (Boring)
He then finally signs for us late August and won’t then be settled and match fit till October at the earliest.

It’s an awful process and drags on for ages.....
Fuck me, this guy knows his stuff.....
 
Never in any interview did he say he wanted to join us its been assumed He will sign for a club abroad on a free at the end of the season. with him enjoying a nice earner His love for PEP/ CITY compares little to ££ and his dogs
 
Wants to leave a sinking ship.
Work with Pep.
Bit more money.
Very good chance of winning something.
Play with better players.

No brainer for him really. Why Arsenal think he would want to stay and fight for a top4 spot and the Uefa Cup is beyond me.
 
Wants to leave a sinking ship.
Work with Pep.
Bit more money.
Very good chance of winning something.
Play with better players.

No brainer for him really. Why Arsenal think he would want to stay and fight for a top4 spot and the Uefa Cup is beyond me.

You make it sound as if he would be staying and in a relegation dog fight haha.
Arsenal finished 5th, 1 point out the top 4, 3 points behind you guys.
Now, I think we all agree you guys will improve this summer, but has anyone considered the possibility, no matter how remote it might seem to you guys, that Arsenal improve a bit as well?
 
You make it sound as if he would be staying and in a relegation dog fight haha.
Arsenal finished 5th, 1 point out the top 4, 3 points behind you guys.
Now, I think we all agree you guys will improve this summer, but has anyone considered the possibility, no matter how remote it might seem to you guys, that Arsenal improve a bit as well?


City will improve??? We HAVE improved mate! You currently have most of your first team squad entering the last year of their contracts and not one of them is rushing to sign up? And your manager stating that ozil and Sanchez can leave next year for free is hardly going to have players rushing to sign for you!
 
No club will touch a player who buys themselves out of a contract.
i wouldn't rule out the rags on that one.

Im gona keep posting my own post from 6 weeks ago everytime one of the above happens...
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he reminds me of one of those posh pigeons
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lots and lots and lots of words. trying to convince myself that surely it cannot possibly be that yet another of our best players is leaving. there's no way we will sell him to citeh, things are different this time, honestly. if i keep saying the same old thing over and over again it will and shall come true.
 
You make it sound as if he would be staying and in a relegation dog fight haha.
Arsenal finished 5th, 1 point out the top 4, 3 points behind you guys.
Now, I think we all agree you guys will improve this summer, but has anyone considered the possibility, no matter how remote it might seem to you guys, that Arsenal improve a bit as well?
Arsenal won't improve as long as Arsene is the manager, ask Piers Morgan!
 
Probably nothing but the sun has reported and got pics of Sanchez training but says it wasn't with the first team?
 
You make it sound as if he would be staying and in a relegation dog fight haha.
Arsenal finished 5th, 1 point out the top 4, 3 points behind you guys.
Now, I think we all agree you guys will improve this summer, but has anyone considered the possibility, no matter how remote it might seem to you guys, that Arsenal improve a bit as well?

No.
 
i wouldn't rule out the rags on that one.

No, the rags have more than anyone else to lose. Imagine creating a scenario where it's possible Pogba could buy himself out of his contract in 2 years time for £25m if he decides he wants to leave, or De Gea leaving for £10m now. They'd be fucked.
 
No, the rags have more than anyone else to lose. Imagine creating a scenario where it's possible Pogba could buy himself out of his contract in 2 years time for £25m if he decides he wants to leave. They'd be fucked.
don't underestimate the stupidity of the powerbrokers at the swamp.
they don't give a shit if the rags go bust in 5 or 10 years as long as they are milking the cashcow till its tits drop off.




btw i wasn't really being altogether serious.
i'm rarely being serious.
 
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