United thread 2017/18

[Grassland Blue]

Good post.

They will struggle to score more goals than last season. They probably needed both Lukaku and Griezmann, even if they get Perišić, they will still lack goals.

They will play Matic, Herrera, Pogba for the majority of games with Lukaku plus 2 of Mata, Rashford, Martial, Mkhitaryan, Lingard.

Or Matic-Pogba and 4 attackers, Either way not much quality there. Looks like they think all their players will massively improve. Pogba is terrible in a 2 man midfield and just average in a 3.

Struggling to see how they will get top 4 this season.

A few interesting decisions from the officials could help.....

 

[Grassland Blue]

Fucking hell. That isn't funny at all. Why are those twats laughing!

She could have been killed.....!

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

She could have been killed.....!

Ha ha ha obvious; shouldn't have taken this long for someone to bring that up! Well done.

 

[malg]

SCUM. Just filthy scum.

 

[mat]

Imagine if that incident involved a blue?

"City Star attacks fan at pre season game!"

 

[urban genie]

Not sure if posted already but happy they are pissed off

 

[jimharri]

Now I've heard of "parking the bus". But, really?

http://www.punditarena.com/football/jmurphy/manchester-uniteds-team-bus-actually-clamped-dublin/

"We park where we want,
we park where we waaaant...."

 

[city986]

Just a thought when the SCUM come to gods own if we replace the white lines with double yellows can they still park the bus

 

[Shuffs]

Just a thought when the SCUM come to gods own if we replace the white lines with double yellows can they still park the bus

That would be funny.... If we put down temporary yellow line and lift them up just before kick off.

 

[mat]

Official team photo 2017/18

 

[Blue Hefner]

Apparently Mourinho wants three more players. Who could they be?

 

[Always Ali]

Apparently Mourinho wants three more players. Who could they be?

Anyone over 6'5" will be on the shopping list.

 

[Richard]

Apparently Mourinho wants three more players. Who could they be?

Stephen Curry, Lebron James and Peter Crouch.

 

[KentBlue]

Apparently Mourinho wants three more players. Who could they be?

Delap, Crouch and Shawcross.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Apparently Mourinho wants three more players. Who could they be?

Has this come directly from the Deluded One, or is it more BBC Rag media speculation?

 

[goatersnipple]

Delap, Crouch and Shawcross.

They might go for.
Fash the bash.
Vinny Jones and Dennis wise

 

[Blue Hefner]

Has this come directly from the Deluded One, or is it more BBC Rag media speculation?

I saw it on Twitter - I assume it was a quote from his post match interview

 

[malg]

If they're after 3 more, I'm guessing they'll be shopping in the lower divisions in England, or maybe some of the lower clubs in Europe as they need to keep their spending down - wouldn't want them being branded the new PSG or City. Mind you, that means fuck all, as I've seen yer man Wood from Leeds is now considered a £20m forward. I'm sure that'll be blamed on Neymar as well.

 

[dickie davies]

Apparently Mourinho wants three more players. Who could they be?

I think we can safely rule out Neymar. Shame really as I heard that the rags was his favourite club and as a boy when growing up he would often try to emulate Kleberson

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Delap, Crouch and Shawcross.

That's £200m at Rags prices , pecker head Woodward knows a bargain when he see's one.