United thread 2017/18

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This appeared on the cafe on their bluemoon page.

Old "Camy89", love island obsessed (says it all really), says we are obsessed with the rags.

However he doesn't appear to see the irony one bit.

He's gone and produced a full mathematical analysis of the average number of posts which must have been made.

Is this guy thick or what?

Stick to watching your reality TV "Camy89" - just as crap as watching your beloved mid table show boaters.

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Camy89
Love Island obsessive
Blzbud said: ↑
Well, except their United 17/18 thread has presumably not been running for more three months, at most. That seems to change the math pretty significantly.
True, that aspect slipped by me.

This has been going for 7.5 years. 14090/7.5 = 1879 posts per year, 157 posts per month and 5 posts a day (30 day month).
Their thread has been going for 6 weeks. 2687/6 = 448 posts per week, 64 posts per day.

Sorry @Lentwood, they really are obsessed.
 
Now the weapon is discussing projected posts.

I bet he's nailed 2000 women. Based on projections.

Camy89 said: ↑
They've got 2682 replies to their thread, we are on 14084 on this one. Given our thread has been going for 7 years longer: 2682 x 7 = 18774 projected posts if it were to run the same length as ours.

Not hugely interesting tbh.
 
roj said:
They should be happy to have played a part in the greatest moment in premier league history. I swear they'll never see anything like that ever again.

Keep drinking it in rags.
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That's what fucking hurts them. Without doubt Aguero's goal was the best moment in PL history, Sunderland
fans were cock a hoop, as was every dipper I know, Red or Blue, every London club, including QPR, in fact everyone on the
planet who isn't a Rag fan.
When confronted by Rags telling me how great they are, I always ask them what it's like to follow the most hated
team on the planet; the expressions on their faces is a joy to behold, as they realise that is exactly what they are.
Answers are usually couched around, ''Yeah, but that's 'coz we're successful.''
''No, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Juventus, Bayern Munich, Bolton Wanderers and Notts Forest in their day, all are/were successful,
but none of them, repeat none, are loathed as much as you, why is that?''
 
Rags and fake Ronaldo want to feel relevant now Neymar has literally blown everything else in football out of the water.
 
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GazR said:
This appeared on the cafe on their bluemoon page.

Old "Camy89", love island obsessed (says it all really), says we are obsessed with the rags.

However he doesn't appear to see the irony one bit.

He's gone and produced a full mathematical analysis of the average number of posts which must have been made.

Is this guy thick or what?

Stick to watching your reality TV "Camy89" - just as crap as watching your beloved mid table show boaters.

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Camy89
Love Island obsessive
Blzbud said: ↑
Well, except their United 17/18 thread has presumably not been running for more three months, at most. That seems to change the math pretty significantly.
True, that aspect slipped by me.

This has been going for 7.5 years. 14090/7.5 = 1879 posts per year, 157 posts per month and 5 posts a day (30 day month).
Their thread has been going for 6 weeks. 2687/6 = 448 posts per week, 64 posts per day.

Sorry @Lentwood, they really are obsessed.
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That's all you need to read. One small word that says so much.
 
jimharri said:


Where's that ironing pic?
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Guardiola never spoke such words to that effect at least on the date quoted, which makes it more suspect as a fantasised quote as feed for the gullible masses. Pep did an interview on the 23/03/2009 talking about their 6-0 win against Malaga and the looking forward of the internationak break as a reset, and on the 25/03/2009 talked about the foundations of the new sets of players built on top of Rijkaard's previous work. Both reported in Spanish press.

And on this chequebook manager argumenr that has been beaten to death, yes Pep has spent £373m so far, but on 12 first team players replacing an ageing team with an eye on the future. Ederson, Sane, Jesus, B.Silva, Mendy, Walker, Danilo, Gundogan, Stones with Luiz loaned as a great Brazilian prospect and Nolito bought and sold after a season. Excluding Bravo the rest in the list will be the core of the team for years to come to be replacements of Yaya, Silva, and the already released Clichh, Sagna, Zab, Kolarov.

£373m for 12 players with average age of 23.6 (excluding Bravo). Pep has had a very good window buying young players, the oldest being Walker at 27. £373m, 12 players, average age 23.6.

Compare this to Mourinho's transfers. Lindelof, Matic, Bailly, Lukaku, Pogba, Mkhiteryan. Excluding free ibrahimovic. £316m for 6 players wih average age of 25.2 excluding 35 year old Ibrahimovic.

Pep: £373m for 12 players. Investment = £31m per player. Youngest Jesus (20) oldest Walker (27)
Mourinho: £316m for 6 players. Investment = £53m per player. Youngest Lindelof (23) oldest Matic (29)

If the term chequebook manager is loosely used, yes both managers can be regarded as one. But we all know which is the astute and long-term visionary of the two. Pep might have made a mistake with Bravo who in his own right has an impressive track record, but that new player Lindelof is also not pulling trees and looking more a liability than investment.

----------------Ederson----------
Walker--------Stones-------Mendy
Danilo--Gundogan--BSilva--Sane
------------------Jesus---------------

We almost literally have bought a new team. Apart from Gundogan who in his very short cameo last season made 5 goals, the rest above bar Mendy had impressive showing in preseason games with Stones most improved in his defending and attacking (2 goals!). Add to this KdB, Sterling, Luiz, we have a good set of young players for years to come. All we need is another CB.

I'd take our set of players anyday over the likes of Matic and Lindelof.
 
shaiomarali said:
Guardiola never spoke such words to that effect at least on the date quoted, which makes it more suspect as a fantasised quote as feed for the gullible masses. Pep did an interview on the 23/03/2009 talking about their 6-0 win against Malaga and the looking forward of the internationak break as a reset, and on the 25/03/2009 talked about the foundations of the new sets of players built on top of Rijkaard's previous work. Both reported in Spanish press.

And on this chequebook manager argumenr that has been beaten to death, yes Pep has spent £373m so far, but on 12 first team players replacing an ageing team with an eye on the future. Ederson, Sane, Jesus, B.Silva, Mendy, Walker, Danilo, Gundogan, Stones with Luiz loaned as a great Brazilian prospect and Nolito bought and sold after a season. Excluding Bravo the rest in the list will be the core of the team for years to come to be replacements of Yaya, Silva, and the already released Clichh, Sagna, Zab, Kolarov.

£373m for 12 players with average age of 23.6 (excluding Bravo). Pep has had a very good window buying young players, the oldest being Walker at 27. £373m, 12 players, average age 23.6.

Compare this to Mourinho's transfers. Lindelof, Matic, Bailly, Lukaku, Pogba, Mkhiteryan. Excluding free ibrahimovic. £316m for 6 players wih average age of 25.2 excluding 35 year old Ibrahimovic.

Pep: £373m for 12 players. Investment = £31m per player. Youngest Jesus (20) oldest Walker (27)
Mourinho: £316m for 6 players. Investment = £53m per player. Youngest Lindelof (23) oldest Matic (29)

If the term chequebook manager is loosely used, yes both managers can be regarded as one. But we all know which is the astute and long-term visionary of the two. Pep might have made a mistake with Bravo who in his own right has an impressive track record, but that new player Lindelof is also not pulling trees and looking more a liability than investment.

----------------Ederson----------
Walker--------Stones-------Mendy
Danilo--Gundogan--BSilva--Sane
------------------Jesus---------------

We almost literally have bought a new team. Apart from Gundogan who in his very short cameo last season made 5 goals, the rest above bar Mendy had impressive showing in preseason games with Stones most improved in his defending and attacking (2 goals!). Add to this KdB, Sterling, Luiz, we have a good set of young players for years to come. All we need is another CB.

I'd take our set of players anyday over the likes of Matic and Lindelof.
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*applauds*
 
shaiomarali said:
Guardiola never spoke such words to that effect at least on the date quoted, which makes it more suspect as a fantasised quote as feed for the gullible masses. Pep did an interview on the 23/03/2009 talking about their 6-0 win against Malaga and the looking forward of the internationak break as a reset, and on the 25/03/2009 talked about the foundations of the new sets of players built on top of Rijkaard's previous work. Both reported in Spanish press.

And on this chequebook manager argumenr that has been beaten to death, yes Pep has spent £373m so far, but on 12 first team players replacing an ageing team with an eye on the future. Ederson, Sane, Jesus, B.Silva, Mendy, Walker, Danilo, Gundogan, Stones with Luiz loaned as a great Brazilian prospect and Nolito bought and sold after a season. Excluding Bravo the rest in the list will be the core of the team for years to come to be replacements of Yaya, Silva, and the already released Clichh, Sagna, Zab, Kolarov.

£373m for 12 players with average age of 23.6 (excluding Bravo). Pep has had a very good window buying young players, the oldest being Walker at 27. £373m, 12 players, average age 23.6.

Compare this to Mourinho's transfers. Lindelof, Matic, Bailly, Lukaku, Pogba, Mkhiteryan. Excluding free ibrahimovic. £316m for 6 players wih average age of 25.2 excluding 35 year old Ibrahimovic.

Pep: £373m for 12 players. Investment = £31m per player. Youngest Jesus (20) oldest Walker (27)
Mourinho: £316m for 6 players. Investment = £53m per player. Youngest Lindelof (23) oldest Matic (29)

If the term chequebook manager is loosely used, yes both managers can be regarded as one. But we all know which is the astute and long-term visionary of the two. Pep might have made a mistake with Bravo who in his own right has an impressive track record, but that new player Lindelof is also not pulling trees and looking more a liability than investment.

----------------Ederson----------
Walker--------Stones-------Mendy
Danilo--Gundogan--BSilva--Sane
------------------Jesus---------------

We almost literally have bought a new team. Apart from Gundogan who in his very short cameo last season made 5 goals, the rest above bar Mendy had impressive showing in preseason games with Stones most improved in his defending and attacking (2 goals!). Add to this KdB, Sterling, Luiz, we have a good set of young players for years to come. All we need is another CB.

I'd take our set of players anyday over the likes of Matic and Lindelof.
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Totally agree, great analysis. Leicester and their freak season aside, which manager didn't invest heavily to build a team to win the Premiership or the Champions League?
 
I hope Mata is being praised in this thread. Would be great if the whole elite footballer community followed suit.
 
Ancient Citizen said:
Looks like Ronny is looking for some mug to pay his tax bill, he apparently didn't get mithered to pay
any tax over here, so wants to come back. Apart from the greedy grasping twat fiddling the Spanish exchequer,
he also wants everyone to feel sorry for him.
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He's just feeling left out. He's seen one of the most sensational football stories ever just go down and he's been no where to be seen. He's just trying to refocus the spotlight, that's all.
 
Ancient Citizen said:
Looks like Ronny is looking for some mug to pay his tax bill, he apparently didn't get mithered to pay
any tax over here, so wants to come back. Apart from the greedy grasping twat fiddling the Spanish exchequer,
he also wants everyone to feel sorry for him.
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wants his crown as worlds most expensive player back so has asked his agent to find some mugs willing to pay more than £200m for him.....
 
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