United thread 2017/18

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I like that : )
Arriva United...could be their new sponsors

Don't give them ideas. Next you'll be suggesting National Express sponsor a stand at the Swamp.

 

[Dave S]

Would be better if they were out of the human race .

Wholeheartedly agree with this.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Don't give them ideas. Next you'll be suggesting National Express sponsor a stand at the Swamp.

Or a goal mouth.

 

[Georgian Maestro]

It’s piss funny when the so called greatest club in the world can’t get Fellani to sign a contract. How the fuck do they hope to compete with the big boys when even their limited players in the first team want to get off.

You could argue we had the same issue with Milner

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

You could argue we had the same issue with Milner

I think it was a little different with Jimmy. We weren't that desperate for him to sign a new contract.

 

[KentBlue]

They'll use the game against us to injure as many as possible with a view to the long term.

Yep. They kicked fuck out of Sweep with impunity (of course) and they definitely targeted Hazard recently, but they'll have more than one to choose from this time round: Serge, Jesus, Sterling, Mane, SuperKev, take your pick. But one of our lads is going to be singled out for some ultra-violence (Viddy well my droogs.Viddy well).

 

[Sir peace frog]

Yep. They kicked fuck out of Sweep with impunity (of course) and they definitely targeted Hazard recently, but they'll have more than one to choose from this time round: Serge, Jesus, Sterling, Mane, SuperKev, take your pick. But one of our lads is going to be singled out for some ultra-violence (Viddy well my droogs.Viddy well).

scouser alert :)

 

[KentBlue]

scouser alert :)

F**K! Sorry Leroy.

 

[meeesh]

 

[Sir peace frog]

F**K! Sorry Leroy.

:)

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Yep. They kicked fuck out of Sweep with impunity (of course) and they definitely targeted Hazard recently, but they'll have more than one to choose from this time round: Serge, Jesus, Sterling, Mane, SuperKev, take your pick. But one of our lads is going to be singled out for some ultra-violence (Viddy well my droogs.Viddy well).

We just have to play it crafty then if we realise they are trying to target players, just get them booked. Multiple raggies on yellow and one of them is bound to get a red further into the game

 

[laughing gravy]

i've just found out why pogba went missing! he's been in africa lol http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-42107701

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

We just have to play it crafty then if we realise they are trying to target players, just get them booked. Multiple raggies on yellow and one of them is bound to get a red further into the game

Rojo could go in two footed, neck high on Merlin, whilst screaming "have that you f**ker" and still only get away with a cheeky smile from the ref.

 

[Bobbyespania]

Would be better if they were out of the human race .

Bang on.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

We just have to play it crafty then if we realise they are trying to target players, just get them booked. Multiple raggies on yellow and one of them is bound to get a red further into the game

but the snidey heel rake, lumbering thug crushing down on a foot - these could easily put people out for months without looking bad.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Yep. They kicked fuck out of Sweep with impunity (of course) and they definitely targeted Hazard recently, but they'll have more than one to choose from this time round: Serge, Jesus, Sterling, Mane, SuperKev, take your pick. But one of our lads is going to be singled out for some ultra-violence (Viddy well my droogs.Viddy well).

Tolchocks will be launched in abundance, with the red, red krovvy all asplash.
But we will be the ones laughing our yarbles off come ending time, go homeward and treat the devotchka to a vigorous offering of the old in out,. after peeting a few Scotchmen in the moloko bar ;)

 

[flook]

Tolchocks will be launched in abundance, with the red, red krovvy all asplash.
But we will be the ones laughing our yarbles off come ending time, go homeward and treat the devotchka to a vigorous offering of the old in out,. after peeting a few Scotchmen in the moloko bar ;)

I have no idea what you said, but I'm in :)

 

[Vienna_70]

Jose told them he’s only coming if they get his star player first !

The reverse of what gollum did when he rocked up at the swamp.

And he paid £4 million more for A&E than he needed to.

Priceless!

 

[mad4city]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42106979

Even ****ona prefers to watch us.

Reminds me of the twat who, some years ago, blithely informed me, 'that David Silva should really be playing for United'.
It's the sense of entitlement, innit!?

 

[Gray]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42106979

Even ****ona prefers to watch us.

I think ****ona actually said that he doesn't watch us, no problem there as I never watch the Red Bastards.

He said Maureen wins things but his teams are boring, whilst Pep's are entertaining and he wished the Scum had him.