United thread 2017/18

[WEMBLEY76]

A despicable club.

 

[dave_blue12]

Poor Alexis, escaped one shower of shit only to join another.

Never mind the glory eh Alexis just enjoy the cash

 

[scousemanc]

FFS we’ve been the better team too. Another Pogba disappearing act in a big game. Martial on the right - just why? Young, Smalling and Jones an absolute shambles at the back.
Look at that beauty.

To accommodate the orange at the top of the tree

 

[ctid83]

Let’s laugh At the scum,
Hope they win nothing this year, and Sanchez went for the money

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Let’s laugh At the scum,
Hope they win nothing this year, and Sanchez went for the money

Not true!! He always dreamed of playing for them in that fantastic stadium. He had Utd pyjamas when he was a young kid. He went there to play free flowing football under the most progressive coaches in world football. After all they are the biggest and bestest club in the whole world.

 

[Bluekiwi]

Even Harry Kane would have been asking Phil how he mastered that technique of hitting the back of the net while looking at the touchline to see if he was offside..

 

[TravisBickle]

They’ll beat Huddersfield 4-0 at the weekend with Pogba MOTM and saying they’re back in the title race.
Deluded cnuts!

 

[Aussie!]

Let’s laugh At the scum,
Hope they win nothing this year, and Sanchez went for the money

they won't.

 

[JULES]

It may be winter outside but.......

in my heart its spring

 

[Daz_Blue]

We even get a mention at bluemoon

 

[aguerrrroooooooooooo]

"I've made a huge mistake"

 

[Newman Noggs]

"How about two words.....No" - Obviously has problems but what really scares me is that fucker gets the same vote as me.

 

[aguerrrroooooooooooo]

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[Love_Each_Day]

I remember Mario Gomez at Bayern, bit dangerous in the air and decent poacher but that's about all. They upgraded to Mandzukic and eventually to world class Lewandowski. Lukaku is a Gomez United paid world class money for. Matic is a plodder with no mobility and a big part of why they have to be so defensive against decent teams that move the ball quickly. Lindelof looks poor in the air and in physical contests which is surprising for a Mourinho signing. Sanchez is a one man band who constantly gives the ball away and people ignore his shocking half season for Arsenal thinking he's still at last seasons level.

 

[jollylescott]

Pogba would be insanely good under pep.

Lol. Did you write that in a smoke filled room whilst listening to 'Lucy in the sky with diamonds'?

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

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Jose needs to work on his dabbing. Needs to get the elbows higher. Fellaini will be able to help him with that if Pogbad has fallen out with him.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

We even get a mention at bluemoon

Bang on the money about Hoddle and Lingaard, that wall still needs painting though.

 

[TCIB]

"I've made a huge mistake"

That is pretty damn funny tbf, far to early for me to be laughing like that.

 

[TCIB]

We even get a mention at bluemoon

lol "class, panache, dignity... fucking **** fuck twat arse bollocks ****s"

 

[Indaparkside]

lol "class, panache, dignity... fucking **** fuck twat arse bollocks ****s"

Don't listen to him anymore m8 he has serious mental health problems and I'm not joking the fucker needs sectioning under the mental health act, shame really