United thread 2017/18

[cookster]

The guy was a beast who looked after himself. I'm sure he could have had a couple more years at the top. Whether staying at the Rags or moving elsewhere. It's a big loss when you consider he could have had 4 yrs at £350K p/w. He ended up with 1 yr at £350K & another at £125K.

Thought he was a Lion! No loss for me the guys a grade A ****!

 

[slicky202]

So now these backward twats have decided to start a women’s team it’s all over the press. BBC Northwest outside the swamp interviewing people about it. We don’t get this much coverage and we’re almost through to the CL semifinals ffs. Just a passing mention of it during the sucking of rag cock.
At least the mp in parliament got it right in saying well done in joining the 21st century.

They're living deep in the past i mean history...............i mean heritage

 

[schfc6]

Hilarious. CNN Sports Presenter Amanda Davies asks Jose if he's going to change and play positive, exciting football :D

The fact that he doesn't understand is brilliant. He's too stubborn to change and the brainwashed masses at the swamp will not stand for it without great success, something he won't achieve there.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

A sad end for him.

The guy calls Mourinho a friend. Mourinho flogged him to within an inch of his life last season. If he had used him more sparingly i don't think the injury would have happened. He plays a major part in winning them a few trophies & his reward is a 1 yr contract on reduced terms.

My heart bleeds for him.

 

[The perfect fumble]

They're living deep in the past i mean history...............i mean heritage

I mean fossil record...

 

[bluethrunthru]

A women’s team!! How the f... are they going to manage that? They have no money and no way will it pay for itself. Who is going to buy all the shirts of all the players, who nobody has heard of, coming in from their youth ‘system’. Going to mirror the hoof ball of the men’s team, should be good for a laugh.

They are going to have a coach who has permanent pmt so is a moody cow and spunk £90m on a poseur of a MF player

 

[dickie davies]

A women’s team!! How the f... are they going to manage that? They have no money and no way will it pay for itself. Who is going to buy all the shirts of all the players, who nobody has heard of, coming in from their youth ‘system’. Going to mirror the hoof ball of the men’s team, should be good for a laugh.

As I said a couple of pages back, Woodward said that they want to promote players from the youth and show a clear pathway to the senior team
This translates into, as we won't be making any money, we're doing this on the cheap and it's purely for PR

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

They are going to have a coach who has permanent pmt so is a moody cnut and spunk £90m on a poseur of a MF player

That sounds like a perfect description of Mourinho .

 

[southstandsteve]

Now the family man is in charge of Wales, they probably think it's safe to start a women's team,On a side note I'm gutted the big nose Swede won't be at the etihad on the 7th April to see pep's finest moment in charge of city so far

 

[Tueartsoverhead kick]

I mean fossil record...

Carbon Dating ;)

 

[basokla]

Los Angelinos when the temp is below 65 F (18 C). He'll fit right in there.

Ha! So true!

 

[The perfect fumble]

Carbon Dating ;)

The cunning plan to get their hands on the Premier League trophy...

 

[mat]

As per the Brexit farce,the rags tendered out the rights to write their songs to Improve the atmosphere. Bluemoon won it!

Come on blues let’s get writing those songs for the plastics to sing loud and proud.

U.N.I.T.E.D
Bore the fucking pants off me
With the shit twats playing from the back
Park the fucking bus at home
Send the useless twats on loan

 

[citytilllidie]

[QUOTE="jrb, post: 10879722, member: 11759
"The Manchester United women’s team must be built in the same image and with the same principles as the men's first team and offer academy players a clear route to top-level football within the club."[/QUOTE]

That's them goosed then. What are they like at parking?

 

[mat]

[QUOTE="jrb, post: 10879722, member: 11759
"The Manchester United women’s team must be built in the same image and with the same principles as the men's first team and offer academy players a clear route to top-level football within the club."

That's them goosed then. What are they like at parking?[/QUOTE]
Maybe they are are on about the drinking and shagging?

 

[citytilllidie]

Think so yes despite promising to walk out with the title lol. Should have missed half of the season last year with suspension if officials did their jobs properly

I suppose we could've let him walk out with the title in a couple of weeks. Well, hold it for a bit. This is what you could've won pal!

 

[citytilllidie]

I was amused that Mr Woodward, Mr Arnold and someBODY's son are all on the same page. The End!

 

[Oyster28catcher]

I suppose we could've let him walk out with the title in a couple of weeks. Well, hold it for a bit. This is what you could've won pal!

if it happens, we should get a big Bullseye Jim Bowen photo blown up and slapped on The Theatre of Swamp Dreams

 

[I'm With Stupid]

As per the Brexit farce,the rags tendered out the rights to write their songs to Improve the atmosphere. Bluemoon won it!

Come on blues let’s get writing those songs for the plastics to sing loud and proud.

U.N.I.T.E.D
Bore the fucking pants off me
With the shit twats playing from the back
Park the fucking bus at home
Send the useless twats on loan

Replace twats with the c-word and you have a nice synchronicity with the previous line.

 

[vmsuhail]

Zlatan couldn't handle Pep winning the League. Poor bloke.