United thread 2018/19

[Ric]

I hope he signs a new three year deal on £150k per week
So that'll be seven and a half million a year for an impact sub that the next manager will want rid of

Looks like your wish could be granted (albeit a two year contract rather than three):

 

[goater555]

Not sure why they're having full-on meltdowns. Elbows is one of their better players. How the mighty and all that...

 

[The Preacher]

Upper leg tattoos (on Rojo) showing ‘Pride’ and ‘Glory’, eh? Looking a bit silly at OT these days, I’d have thought.

 

[chris63]

Mirror Football‏Verified account @MirrorFootball 1m1 minute ago
Marouane Fellaini agrees new two-year deal at Manchester United https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/marouane-fellaini-agrees-new-two-12800981 …

 

[Neville Kneville]

Tbf, that signing will probably generate more points for Utd, than had he left.

He is arguablty their most consistently effective player.

The fact that he's shite, is pretty irrelevant in the context of New Utd.

 

[KentBlue]

More tortuous hoofball for the '659 million' for the next few seasons? Honestly, Maureen really is Fat Sam. Maybe we should dedicate a song to him: "Do You Know the Way To Sam Jośe?"

 

[crazyg]

More tortuous hoofball for the '659 million' for the next few seasons? Honestly, Maureen really is Fat Sam. Maybe we should dedicate a song to him: "Do You Know the Way To Sam Jośe?"

The way he's killing football he's more like Son of Sam.

 

[Marvin]

Tbf, that signing will probably generate more points for Utd, than had he left.

He is arguablty their most consistently effective player.

The fact that he's shite, is pretty irrelevant in the context of New Utd.

Whilst they are playing long ball football maybe. Any sign of Man Utd staying as is is to be welcomed.

 

[Grassland Blue]

The way he's killing football he's more like Son of Sam.

Yosemite Sam!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

 

[SouthStandStander]

Just been to home bargains in Ashton. Andy Tate served me. Gentle bit of ribbing from me, all pleasent of course. He said he only goes to games when he's offered a free ticket. If the ticket ain't free he doesn't go. And yes his voice is that irritating in real life too.

 

[Oyster28catcher]

I have some clients in China who were offered guaranteed seats, any stand, anywhere, any game, but they declined as they want to follow Fulham

 

[roj]

I'll give them this little bit of publicity for the self deprecating humour...

 

[Blue Til Death]

As far as I’m concerned the rags are irrelevant these days, I hate the dippers far more than them and they will be a bigger threat next season too...!

 

[dickie davies]

So does Felaini staying signal the end of the rags chasing Bale?

 

[mat]

Even PiGMOL might give up on helping them next season.

 

[KentBlue]

As far as I’m concerned the rags are irrelevant these days, I hate the dippers far more than them and they will be a bigger threat next season too...!

Me too. But my sheer and utter loathing for all things rag will stay with me for the rest of my life. It's like it's embedded in my DNA to hate those bastards and all who wear a rag shirt. This is something that will never ever leave me - a hatred that I'm sure will live long in my children and my children's children for generations to come.

 

[mat]

So does Felaini staying signal the end of the rags chasing Bale?

They never wanted him anyway....

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Even PiGMOL might give up on helping them next season.

Think if they fall off the pace piggy will go full on dipper.

 

[laughing gravy]

Me too. But my sheer and utter loathing for all things rag will stay with me for the rest of my life. It's like it's embedded in my DNA to hate those bastards and all who wear a rag shirt. This is something that will never ever leave me - a hatred that I'm sure will live long in my children and my children's children for generations to come.

+1 it could easily have been me writing that,god i fucking hate them fuckers