United thread 2018/19

[JASR]

When the money came in from the takeover and the inevitable comparisons with Chelsea started, I was one who advocated getting this fucker as manager.

Thank fuck that never happened. He’s become an absolute joke of a person.

Good on you, admitting a mistake in belief.

Far better than having it dredged up later by others... point scoring.

Afaik, I’ve never been wrong.. ( lol ) .mainly because I deal in facts, opinions have to be couched in the correct terms, hyperbole needs to be moderated. Use of words like ‘always’, ‘forever’ and ‘never’ are to be avoided... I learnt that from the caf... as in .. never type it, coz you look like a right dick, when the inevitable happens...
Paraphrasing examples:
‘United Finish above city, always’
‘City sign mercenaries, we always sign players who want to play for the club’
‘City have never won anything’
‘United will forever be the best team’

So many dicks, so,little head.

 

[BlueTG]

When the money came in from the takeover and the inevitable comparisons with Chelsea started, I was one who advocated getting this fucker as manager.

Thank fuck that never happened. He’s become an absolute joke of a person.

Wasn’t that movement known as the cabal? Or have I mixed that up?

 

[manimanc]

https://www.football365.com/news/a-ridiculous-list-every-bugger-linked-with-man-united

 

[MCFC1993]

Compare that to our 1 touch rondos and it's actually laughable.

 

[inchy14]

Looks like he's carrying a tray of doughnuts onto the pitch.

Wants to get reading our fitness thread.

Its what happens when you can’t get into the medical cabinet during close season.....

Allegedly.

 

[aguero93:20]

Compare that to our 1 touch rondos and it's actually laughable.

It's not even one touch.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

That's funny. One Flew Over The Swamp.

 

[crazyg]

That's funny. One Flew Over The Swamp.

He looks like he's about to say "seems like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue".

 

[jimharri]

He looks like he's about to say "seems like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue".

 

[worsleyweb]

I hope they just do ok. Top 3 and no trophies but just enough for him to cling on.

No fuck it - I hope they come 7th.

 

[citytill1die84]

Compare that to our 1 touch rondos and it's actually laughable.

Lol seen under 10s do it better.

 

[citytill1die84]

I hope they just do ok. Top 3 and no trophies but just enough for him to cling on.

No fuck it - I hope they come 17th.

Fixed.

 

[aguero93:20]

I hope they just do ok. Top 3 and no trophies but just enough for him to cling on.

No fuck it - I hope they come 7th.

*sniff*

 

[manimanc]

God I fuckin hate these red twats.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

And to think we had a few flappers on last seasons rag thread early doors.

 

[mat]

And to think we had a few flappers on last seasons rag thread early doors.

Rags Golden boy.

This man will make sure the ****s are finishing top 4.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Compare that to our 1 touch rondos and it's actually laughable.

‘Ave it!!

 

[Indaparkside]

its so enjoyable watching the twats in decline, all the shit we put up with for years I hope it continues forever, there a mid table team at best

 

[TCIB]

its so enjoyable watching the twats in decline, all the shit we put up with for years I hope it continues forever, there a mid table team at best

This partly why the dippers are currently topping my shitlist. Utd are suffering and their fans are sick beyond words of the footy served up. I heartily enjoy seeing them squirm. Like trapped fish in a barrel, they have nowhere to turn to avoid the reality now that we are light years ahead of them at every level. The reality is hitting them in the face at every turn. If Mourinho buys 2 top players now they still know it would not be close to enough to do us over a season and that seems to be very apparent to them now, nothing can make them excited or happy about footy currently.

 

[bluethrunthru]

This partly why the dippers are currently topping my shitlist. Utd are suffering and their fans are sick beyond words of the footy served up. I heartily enjoy seeing them squirm. Like trapped fish in a barrel, they have nowhere to turn to avoid the reality now that we are light years ahead of them at every level. The reality is hitting them in the face at every turn. If Mourinho buys 2 top players now they still know it would not be close to enough to do us over a season and that seems to be very apparent to them now, nothing can make them excited or happy about footy currently.

fucking great isn't it lol !