United thread 2018/19

[jimharri]

Hinchcliffe is trolling the fuck out of the rags on Sky.

It's like what we used to get every day but in reverse. Fantastic.

(Merson crawling like fuck about their 'bigness' to even it out, slimey ****)

Was that Merson fella on a bonus for every time he rolled out the old "M** U** are the biggest club in the world" guff?

 

[Henkeman]

"And then they said they'd dominate the league and be the best team in the country. Them! Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous?"

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Was that Merson fella on a bonus for every time he rolled out the old "M** U** are the biggest joke club in the world" guff?

Don't worry Jimbo.. he's sill allegedly a degenerate crackhead.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Was that Merson fella on a bonus for every time he rolled out the old "M** U** are the biggest club in the world" guff?

It's horrible to listen to. Desperately trying to be onside with the rags fans, by slagging off the suits whilst telling everyone how wonderful Utd are.

Love the way Hinchcliffe is questioning the whole thing, without laughing.

 

[manimanc]

Never has this been more apt.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Merson has just blown it by saying he'd fuck Pogba off & sign Dembele, which the panel all agree with.

Great fun.

 

[jimharri]

Don't worry Jimbo.. he's sill a degenerate crackhead.

@Ric just pm'ed me and asked me to ask you if you wouldn't mind sticking an "allegedly" in there. And, me, being a "bloody good bloke actually", I agreed to pass on the request. See; I'm a nice guy, I just pretend to be a tcnu (rearrange those letters).

 

[jimharri]

Merson has just blown it by saying he'd fuck Pogba off & sign Dembele, which the panel all agree with.

Great fun.

Odd; I thought he was more an "inhale" type of guy.






Allegedly. Okay Ric?

 

[yeah whatever !!]

@Ric just pm'ed me and asked me to ask you if you wouldn't mind sticking an "allegedly" in there. And, me, being a "bloody good bloke actually", I agreed to pass on the request. See; I'm a nice guy, I just pretend to be a tcnu (rearrange those letters).

you silly tunc.

 

[Tom_mcfc]

The irony is strong in this one, Luke.

I haven't used the line "if you don't agree with me you don't know football" Tit