United thread 2018/19

[jimharri]

Hinchcliffe is trolling the fuck out of the rags on Sky.

It's like what we used to get every day but in reverse. Fantastic.

(Merson crawling like fuck about their 'bigness' to even it out, slimey ****)

Was that Merson fella on a bonus for every time he rolled out the old "M** U** are the biggest club in the world" guff?

 

[Henkeman]

"And then they said they'd dominate the league and be the best team in the country. Them! Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous?"

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Was that Merson fella on a bonus for every time he rolled out the old "M** U** are the biggest joke club in the world" guff?

Don't worry Jimbo.. he's sill allegedly a degenerate crackhead.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Was that Merson fella on a bonus for every time he rolled out the old "M** U** are the biggest club in the world" guff?

It's horrible to listen to. Desperately trying to be onside with the rags fans, by slagging off the suits whilst telling everyone how wonderful Utd are.

Love the way Hinchcliffe is questioning the whole thing, without laughing.

 

[manimanc]

Never has this been more apt.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Merson has just blown it by saying he'd fuck Pogba off & sign Dembele, which the panel all agree with.

Great fun.

 

[jimharri]

Don't worry Jimbo.. he's sill a degenerate crackhead.

@Ric just pm'ed me and asked me to ask you if you wouldn't mind sticking an "allegedly" in there. And, me, being a "bloody good bloke actually", I agreed to pass on the request. See; I'm a nice guy, I just pretend to be a tcnu (rearrange those letters).

 

[jimharri]

Merson has just blown it by saying he'd fuck Pogba off & sign Dembele, which the panel all agree with.

Great fun.

Odd; I thought he was more an "inhale" type of guy.






Allegedly. Okay Ric?

 

[yeah whatever !!]

@Ric just pm'ed me and asked me to ask you if you wouldn't mind sticking an "allegedly" in there. And, me, being a "bloody good bloke actually", I agreed to pass on the request. See; I'm a nice guy, I just pretend to be a tcnu (rearrange those letters).

you silly tunc.

 

[Tom_mcfc]

The irony is strong in this one, Luke.

I haven't used the line "if you don't agree with me you don't know football" Tit

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Merson has just blown it by saying he'd fuck Pogba off & sign Dembele, which the panel all agree with.

Great fun.

Dembele..yeah Tottenham might let him go.

 

[Henkeman]

Dembele..yeah Tottenham might let him go. ;)

Imagine Woodward realising he'd spent £40 million on Dim Billy by mistake.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Dembele..yeah Tottenham might let him go. ;)

It's Spurs' Dembele they were talking about.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

It's Spurs' Dembele they were talking about.

lol, that's even funnier.

 

[neel]

For a Change I am liking Jose’s recent taunts on Liverpool....especially serial winners one

 

[marco]

just had have a look on the cafe, most of them have accepted the clubs a fuk up, the remaining few are sat on the edges of their seats convinced everthing is a smoke screen and all will be revealed five minutes before the window shuts with the big one coming in, they have been looking for planes on flight tracker that dont exist and hiding in the bushes at Carrington, the one's that cant come to terms with it are suicidal, one even said why cant we be like city

 

[Neville Kneville]

For a Change I am liking Jose’s recent taunts on Liverpool....especially serial winners one

Tbf he's dead right about that.

Utd got shit for finishing miles behind us & Liverpool got their dicks sucked for finishing way behind Utd.

 

[oakiecokie]

A post criminally overlooked. Made me smile. Well done, I doff my cap to you!!

Well thank you RR.

 

[oakiecokie]

Shouldn't that be Phil Neville?

What ... from me to him,to him to me ...

 

[M18CTID]

just had have a look on the cafe, most of them have accepted the clubs a fuk up, the remaining few are sat on the edges of their seats convinced everthing is a smoke screen and all will be revealed five minutes before the window shuts with the big one coming in, they have been looking for planes on flight tracker that dont exist and hiding in the bushes at Carrington, the one's that cant come to terms with it are suicidal, one even said why cant we be like city

You know they're talking bollocks when they claim that - after all, every Red Cafe poster would need to get on a flight themselves if they wanted to pitch up at Carrington!