United thread 2018/19

[1961_vintage]

Have a look on the Lawro's predictions bit of the BBC website for Karl Pilkington (glossing over the fact he's a dirty turncoat) comparing supporting united with his childhood pet tortoise-funny

"Used to be a City fan but then became a rag from the 1990's?". What a wanker.

 

[dobingsdobber]

He's 25 years old...he's hardly a 14 year old paper-boy.

I'm 66, he's a kid to me.

 

[malg]

Wtf?

 

[GornikDaze]

Wtf?

Presume the rag is there for old times sake and the dipper is just wishful thinking... let’s face it the trophy won’t be on display at the swamp or the other shithole in their lifetimes so it’s as close as they’ll get haha

 

[Stoned Rose]

Bless.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Not convinced he’s extremely talented. He certainly has the physical tools needed to be a top quality modern day box to box midfielder, but he lacks discipline and tactical awareness. And if he hasn’t grasped that by now then he probably never will.

Extremely talented? Is he fuck.

See that Hazard goal last night - that’s extremely talented.

Pogba is absolutely nowhere near that level.

 

[sir baconface]

Fcukin Norah.

[Checks incontinence pads are working.]

 

[Gordyola]

Not convinced he’s extremely talented. He certainly has the physical tools needed to be a top quality modern day box to box midfielder, but he lacks discipline and tactical awareness. And if he hasn’t grasped that by now then he probably never will.

He’s lazy as well doesn’t work hard enough

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

He’s too arrogant to acknowledge it backfired though, that’s the issue with these ****s, they say one thing one week then the total opposite the next without ever acknowledging they were wrong in the first place.

My pet raggy mates are like this. Can't make their mind up what is going on. One of them tried a bit of banter following the CL ties....surprisingly quiet again now though.

 

[GFBlue]

Rag

Quality comic timing.

Only on Bluemoon. Lol!

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Hypothetical question. If mourinho is sacked and a new manager is put in place will he work with Pogba try and get rid?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Hypothetical question. If mourinho is sacked and a new manager is put in place will he work with Pogba try and get rid?

Not sure if Pogba is Big Sam's type of player.....

 

[citytilllidie]

In time, it may come to be rivalled by Maureen's "you can't buy class".

Pep, "I agree with Jose, you can't buy class" ! Luvvit

 

[citytilllidie]

Hypothetical question. If mourinho is sacked and a new manager is put in place will he work with Pogba try and get rid?

Doesn't matter who the manager is/was, Pog and agent would have been engineering a move away now anyway. All about the money

 

[goalmole]

Not convinced he’s extremely talented. He certainly has the physical tools needed to be a top quality modern day box to box midfielder, but he lacks discipline and tactical awareness. And if he hasn’t grasped that by now then he probably never will.

Looks a bit of a lazy c.unt as well.

 

[rnblade]

Oh dear! And it will get even bigger no doubt.

 

[schfc6]

Rumours of more mutineers. Bailly & Martial have joined Pogba's little gang.

Rashford has been reprimanded for his attitude..

It gets better and better.

 

[Dreadzone]

Hate to say it but I feel a bit sorry for Pogbad, he's a kid and if my lad's boss was treating him like this I'd be round there and smack him in the trumpet

Fuck me. And this is why our country going downhill almost as fast as the scum! Aged 19 I was walking streets of N.Ireland, SLR in hand. Fucking needs a good clip round the ear!

 

[Dreadzone]

This is just magnificent. All my fucking dreams come true. They've gone from all conquering, trophy winning arrogant cünts, to the fucking laughing stock of the Prem in 5 (?) years. Even better, they're playing turgid, shite, park the bus, visionless football. Meanwhile, back in Manchester is a team they fucking laughed at, ridiculed and belittled for decades, playing the best brand of football ever seen in England.

I'm so fucking happy those cünts Ferguson, Neville, Scholes, Giggs, Beckham......every single one of the cünts.....are here to witness it. All the fucking "Yoonited way", "35 years", ickle Citeh etc, etc, etc, bollocks coming back to bite them on the fucking arse.

"Never in my lifetime" - yeah, suck it up you fucking bitter old knocking on the door cünt.

“bite them on the arse!” More like tear them a new one!
Great post btw

 

[northendenton]

Fuck me. And this is why our country going downhill almost as fast as the scum! Aged 19 I was walking streets of N.Ireland, SLR in hand. Fucking needs a good clip round the ear!

Just a clip round the ear eh have you handed the gun back then loll