Liverpool thread 2018/19

[SWP's back]

If there’s a god, that shitstain of a club will never win the Premier League.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

If there’s a god, that shitstain of a club will never win the Premier League.

Amen to that.

 

[KentBlue]

If there’s a god, that shitstain of a club will never win the Premier League.

Nor any trophy. In fact, the whole of Dipperland should be cut adrift from the UK, pushed around Ireland and left to drift off somewhere in out the North Atlantic, never to be seen again - that way they'd never play football in this country again, let alone win a trophy.

 

[solley attwell]

Let's see if liverpool put out a statement in advance warning fans that any anti social behaviour directed at the spurs coach will result in banning orders and confiscation of tickets of fans involved or will they just turn a blind eye and take the physchological advantage and then come out afterwards with a limp apology

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Nor any trophy. In fact, the whole of Dipperland should be cut adrift from the UK, pushed around Ireland and left to drift off somewhere in out the North Atlantic, never to be seen again - that way they'd never play football in this country again, let alone win a trophy.

I’m not sure it will drift very far with all that bedrock etc... You need to rethink your plan.

 

[cheekybids]

If there’s a god, that shitstain of a club will never win the Premier League.

Praise de lorrrd!

 

[philiph20]

And Merseyside Police and Liverpool City Council will give them carte Blanche to do whatever they please. I suppose the early start will give these soap dodging degenerates a bit of time off from sharpening their Stanley knives and knocking one out over photos of Jeremy, John and Dianne.

 

[Barcon]

I don't suppose Spurs could just close the curtains and turn up the stereo then?

 

[Machiavelli]

And replay the game at a neutral venue. Wembley?

Wembley Spurs May still be calling that home.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I’m not sure it will drift very far with all that bedrock etc... You need to rethink your plan.

Are you saying it won't float?
The plan is fine just as it is.

 

[philiph20]

Nor any trophy. In fact, the whole of Dipperland should be cut adrift from the UK, pushed around Ireland and left to drift off somewhere in out the North Atlantic, never to be seen again - that way they'd never play football in this country again, let alone win a trophy.

Get Donald Trump to try out a prototype of his border wall around the place , that rancid shit stain of a city and it’s feral population should on an ideal world not be part of this country of ours, they are after all ‘Scouse not English’.

 

[davek1808]

Absolute vile excuse for a football club from the owners to the players to the ex-players who mascarade as knowledgeable pundits to the vile disgusting rats that follow them.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Are you saying it won't float?
The plan is fine just as it is.

It will simply stay where it is, but have a moat around it. To me, seems a lot of effort for not a lot.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Absolute vile excuse for a football club from the owners to the players to the ex-players who mascarade as knowledgeable pundits to the vile disgusting rats that follow them.

That’s a lot of vileness.

 

[DrBlueBob]

It will simply stay where it is, but have a moat around it. To me, seems a lot of effort for not a lot.

Setting aside the real world impracticalities of the concept I was assuming that it would be pushed into the North Sea but not quite bob off nto the sunset, merely "Do an Atlantis" tm.
Having said that a moat could just work.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Setting aside the real world impracticalities of the concept I was assuming that it would be pushed into the North Sea but not quite bob off nto the sunset, merely "Do an Atlantis" tm.
Having said that a moat could just work.

The North Sea? Not quite sure you’ve thought the logistics through, mate!

 

[DrBlueBob]

The North Sea? Not quite sure you’ve thought the logistics through, mate!

I just wheeled them through the tunnel straight to the North Sea!
I even paused as I typed that and still contrived to get it wrong.
We'll have to settle for the moat, the costs are spiralling.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I just wheeled them through the tunnel straight to the North Sea!
I even paused as I typed that and still contrived to get it wrong.
We'll have to settle for the moat, the costs are spiralling.

It must be quite a long tunnel!

 

[Centurions]

It must be quite a long tunnel!

And presuming he means the channel tunnel they'll end up in France as tunnels don't tend to work too well if they open into the sea. I'm not sure even the French would deserve that.

 

[Breadsnapper]

Absolute vile excuse for a football club from the owners to the players to the ex-players who mascarade as knowledgeable pundits to the vile disgusting rats that follow them.

I'm not sure where you stand on this.