Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

and this dodgy **** is seen as a future leader? Heaven help us

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47854338

The thing is, he probably isn't even being 'dodgy' with that, he just simply doesn't fucking care.

"Oh have I done it again ?" "Riiiight" "Sorry about that then, anyhow I'll pop in for a cup of tea on Thursday, I'm a bit busy at the moment, byeee" ".....now where was I.? "...oh yes, the 54 million non existent bridge..no I don't know where the money went...I can't be everywhere at once.."
 
Thing with it is how can you trust someone to be in charge of and make the rules if he doesn't give a fuck about the existing rules?
 
Oh he's such a lovable Buffoon...

Tory Kueensberg nailed him as a man who so desperately needs a mother to love him.
 
It’s difficult to tell the difference between parody and reality these days.
Yeah I got about 3/4s of the way through it before I was confident it was a parody.

It shows how ridiculous things have gotten that the author felt they had to state it was a parody at the end.
 
Yeah I got about 3/4s of the way through it before I was confident it was a parody.

It shows how ridiculous things have gotten that the author felt they had to state it was a parody at the end.
Yes we’ve got Trump in the US and the ERG Brains Trust here, both with support from the best part of 40% of the population either through gullibility, stupidity or xenophobia with a small number making shit loads of money out of it. It’s a sad state of affairs that democracy in the two biggest English speaking countries in the world has come to this.
Most of them would have taken that website at face value without a second thought.
 
Yes we’ve got Trump in the US and the ERG Brains Trust here, both with support from the best part of 40% of the population either through gullibility, stupidity or xenophobia with a small number making shit loads of money out of it. It’s a sad state of affairs that democracy in the two biggest English speaking countries in the world has come to this.
Most of them would have taken that website at face value without a second thought.

point is had the author not added the "this is a parody" rider they could be millionaires this evening its that sad
 
I think he will find it takes more than a haircut to become a leader....
It takes a Churchillian stoop. Check

Make speeches that sound inspirational but say nothing of substance? Check.

Can he start smoking cigars and have a funny hand gesture? Bullingdon Club, say no more.

That'll get the gig for Boris 'Winnie' Johnson.
 
It takes a Churchillian stoop. Check

Make speeches that sound inspirational but say nothing of substance? Check.

Can he start smoking cigars and have a funny hand gesture? Bullingdon Club, say no more.

That'll get the gig for Boris 'Winnie' Johnson.

He'll never be an elected Prime Minister though, because if he becomes leader, he'll have to face Jeremy Corbyn in PMQs on.....TV......every............Oh fuck.......he's going to get elected isn't he ?
 
He'll never be an elected Prime Minister though, because if he becomes leader, he'll have to face Jeremy Corbyn in PMQs on.....TV......every............Oh fuck.......he's going to get elected isn't he ?
Now that would be funny.
If you end up with Bojo running Britain and Trump in the US.
I bet Bojo would start turning Orange.
 
The one thing that May did, that is in any way constructive, was to put this clown in the spotlight with a Ministerial role.
Hopefully, ever since that happened, he has been seen for what he is. A lightweight little charlatan who thinks that the general populace are idiots that fall for a "likeable buffoon."
I really don't have any time for him because I dislike anyone who tries to insult my intelligence with such transparency.
 

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