United thread 2018/19

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No CL
No proven manager
No decent players to play with
No structure or direction

Who the fuck will sign for them ?

Ole says....

"Erm, excuse me, but we HAVE signed some our Stars on new contracts, like Smalling and Jones and er...
Erm...
Let me just go and ask Sir Alky ..."
 
Let me be clear on validating your comment. For the benefit of any blue who is not fully aware of the situation.

WE DID THIS!!!!!

US!!!!

CITY!!! MAN CITY!.....WE FUCKED THEM OVER BIG TIME!!!!

WE REDUCED THEM TO A HUSK OF THEIR FORMER STATURE!

Take a bow all involved!!

We just need Neil Custis' autobiography "Sheikh Mansoor ruined my life" and the cycle will be complete
 
Slur Alex on the plane to Barcelona to er..erm...support the boys from Trafford.

Ole is in charge though.

Apparently, Ole does not want to park in the Manager's spot at The Swamp either.

Out of respect for Slur Alex, that's all!! Nothing to see here, please move on....
 
Slur Alex on the plane to Barcelona to er..erm...support the boys from Trafford.

Ole is in charge though.

Apparently, Ole does not want to park in the Manager's spot at The Swamp either.

Out of respect for Slur Alex, that's all!! Nothing to see here, please move on....

Cringeworthy, stuff on the parking spot. Shows the inferiority complex he has about his new job. If I was a United supporter I would be very worried if a manager came out with those statements. They’ve had two previous managers with strong cvs that have failed now they are going down the path with a complete chancer in the management game.
 
Slur Alex on the plane to Barcelona to er..erm...support the boys from Trafford.

Ole is in charge though.

Apparently, Ole does not want to park in the Manager's spot at The Swamp either.

Out of respect for Slur Alex, that's all!! Nothing to see here, please move on....
They're a laughing stock,and the longer they keep this transparent bullshit up by pretending OGS is in charge......the funnier it will get.I honestly thought i'd never be fortunate to witness such a fucking circus at the swamp - its beautiful.
 
They're a laughing stock,and the longer they keep this transparent bullshit up by pretending OGS is in charge......the funnier it will get.I honestly thought i'd never be fortunate to witness such a fucking circus at the swamp - its beautiful.

We have seen their 'Special One' banner and their 'Chosen One' banner.
Really want to see what they conjure up for this LOSER Solskaer.

That's if he lasts the season :)
 
Has anyone seen the article about solskjaer not parking in the manager's space because he thinks it should be left for fergie? I mean it's not like the guy's dead and they've retired the space for him. I think even united fans are getting annoyed at solskjaer licking fergie's arse.

Maybe Ole is short for Oleaginous = obsequious; exaggerated deference, etc.
 
Ferguson has travelled to Barcelona with the squad, makes sense that Solksjaer can't park there.

Truly pathetic club that can't move on.
 
Slur Alex on the plane to Barcelona to er..erm...support the boys from Trafford.

Ole is in charge though.

Apparently, Ole does not want to park in the Manager's spot at The Swamp either.

Out of respect for Slur Alex, that's all!! Nothing to see here, please move on....

And now that this has gone public the world can see what a toadying, snivelling lackey the rent boy is. 'Doesn't want to park in the manager's spot'? You ARE the fucking manager, you spineless little runt. The Pisscan has no authority over you, so why let the despotic bully call the shots?

There is something almost sinister about the way that club is run. Like a totalitarian state: Stalin, Kim Jong Un, etc. The Pisscan stalking the corridors of power, like some mythical Draconian-type figure from the Middle Ages. Strutting about, CCTV everywhere so he doesn't miss anything, staff members kowtowing to his every whim, probably has them all salute him when they pass.

Absolutely astonishing in this day and age.
 
Slur Alex on the plane to Barcelona to er..erm...support the boys from Trafford.

Ole is in charge though.

Apparently, Ole does not want to park in the Manager's spot at The Swamp either.

Out of respect for Slur Alex, that's all!! Nothing to see here, please move on....

Has sir pisscan of Govan given the rent boy the night off?
 
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