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blah blah blah CLASS blah blah blah blah blah blah PROPER CLUB blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah KOP blah blah blah blah blah blah RED MEN blah blah blah blah blah blah RESPECTED THROUGHOUT EUROPE blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. OIL blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah FINANCIALLY DOPED blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah PLASTIC blah blah blah blah blah blah. EUROPEAN NIGHTS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah KOP blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah KNOWLEDGEABLE.
This. But in a high pitched whistle!
 
i saw this fucking odd ball at the Etihad. The spit of David Cameron. You should have seen the state of the coat he was wearing.

Not only are they area plastic club, they wear shit coats.if there is a god we will win the treble over the cheating oil fueled arab loving Mancs.

Anyone blagging in St James Park?

Edited for accuracy.
 
I Remember when I was a wee nipper, must've been about 13 or 14. Me and my brother (adoptive) were playing in Stanley park. Footie of course.

I bleed red and when I die, will arrive at the pearly gates riding on the back of a Liverbird.

my brother was/is a bit mentally disabled and is a blue, not an evertonian toffee but a horrible manc blue ****. Never been out of pool but the **** would come downstairs every morning dressed like one of them oasis wankers with a stupid wankey haircut.

So there we are in Stanley park, me vs Derek.
I'm wearing my Rushy shirt and he's got his Tony '****on' coton shirt on.

Its 1 - 1 with 10 seconds left, and it's a penner to the pool. I get the ball, kiss it, put it on the spot, look up to the heavens (I know Shankly and co are lookin down on me)

I run towards the ball, but it feels slow motion. About to shoot but look up and see a pigeon what looks remarkably like a liverbird and I swear on our Mandy's scouse it winked at me. Bang I take the shot, Smacks Our Derek in the face so hard he gets even more mentally disabled that from then on he became a *spits* man untied fan*spits*.

I hit the ball that hard, both the ball and Derek end up in the net. GOALLLLLLLLLLLLL

LIVEROOOOLLLL LIVERRRPOOOLLLLL

We did it champions. This all happened on
12th may 1994. It's a sign boys.
 
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Calm down calm down....
 
Dat’s boss dat boss

Boss Boss Fuckhhhhhckhkkckhhhh

in Boss










Boss
 
Sorry to ruin it for everyone, and I admire your contributions, but they are nought compared to the real thing. The following extract is lifted from the pre-match spiel on RAWK last night. Honestly it really is! I know you will think it's satire but it genuinely isn't.

"
“More” than Words"

On the surface, Barcelona and Liverpool have a great deal in common.

Both clubs and cities consider themselves different from the larger colonialized culture in which they inhabit. The phrase “we are not English, we are Scouse” could be just as easily replaced with the idea of not being Spanish, but Catalan.

Secondly, the passion for each club in their cultures, cities, and local areas drives the economy and social strata. Each market their brands as being more than a club or this means more. To some extent, these are just words used to indoctrinate. But, when you have lived in these cities, been in the choir singing the gospel of King Kenny or witnessing miracles by the savior Lionel Messi, all while praying to the bluegrauna/red and white kop soccer gods, it is hard to argue with "more". It does mean more and both of these two giants are more than clubs. "

I think a little bit of wee just came out...
 
RAWK is getting angrier.

It’s official!

Liverpool’s fan base now hates City more than United. :-)

Crazy that we've had such a fierce rivalry against Utd and Everton for all these years but never has our fanbase hated a team as much as this lot. Absolute scumbags the lot of them, would love to see them slide back down the leagues once Pep fucks off and the dirty Abu Dhabi money stops being pumped in. I hope any City fans reading this realise what a smalltime club you are. 10 years ago you were getting shafted by Middlesbrough and Aston Villa while we were tonking the likes of Real Madrid and a Fergie-led Utd. Shove your 29mm up yer arse
 
RAWK is getting angrier.

It’s official!

Liverpool’s fan base now hates City more than United. :-)

Crazy that we've had such a fierce rivalry against Utd and Everton for all these years but never has our fanbase hated a team as much as this lot. Absolute scumbags the lot of them, would love to see them slide back down the leagues once Pep fucks off and the dirty Abu Dhabi money stops being pumped in. I hope any City fans reading this realise what a smalltime club you are. 10 years ago you were getting shafted by Middlesbrough and Aston Villa while we were tonking the likes of Real Madrid and a Fergie-led Utd. Shove your 29mm up yer arse
4 years ago they were getting shafted by the likes of Stoke while we were battering Bayern and winning the league.
3 years ago they were losing to relegation fodder and finishing 8th while we were in a CL semi final.
The last decade we've been winning everything in sight domestically while they've won nothing.
And thanks to all this, if the Sheikh fucked off tomorrow, we'd still be better than them and watched more than them.
 
I Remember when I was a wee nipper, must've been about 13 or 14. Me and my brother (adoptive) were playing in Stanley park. Footie of course.

I bleed red and when I die, will arrive at the pearly gates riding on the back of a Liverbird.

my brother was/is a bit mentally disabled and is a blue, not an evertonian toffee but a horrible manc blue ****. Never been out of pool but the **** would come downstairs every morning dressed like one of them oasis wankers with a stupid wankey haircut.

So there we are in Stanley park, me vs Derek.
I'm wearing my Rushy shirt and he's got his Tony '****on' coton shirt on.

Its 1 - 1 with 10 seconds left, and it's a penner to the pool. I get the ball, kiss it, put it on the spot, look up to the heavens (I know Shankly and co are lookin down on me)

I run towards the ball, but it feels slow motion. About to shoot but look up and see a pigeon what looks remarkably like a liverbird and I swear on our Mandy's scouse it winked at me. Bang I take the shot, Smacks Our Derek in the face so hard he gets even more mentally disabled that from then on he became a *spits* man untied fan*spits*.

I hit the ball that hard, both the ball and Derek end up in the net. GOALLLLLLLLLLLLL

LIVEROOOOLLLL LIVERRRPOOOLLLLL

We did it champions. This all happened on
12th may 1994. It's a sign boys.
that's proper boss that lad
 
Envy & jealousy aren't pretty are they?

Only the brain dead think Citys owners are going anywhere or if they did somehow we'd be spirited back to 1998.
No debt, record profit making income, another record kit deal giving us another 65 mill a year. Challenging for trophy year on year. Players who come here to stay and win silverware. Not mercenaries who fuck off to Barca or Real Madrid at the drop of a hat.
Small time?
No well leave that to bitter little racist ****s like you who infest social media with your xenophobic bile, hatred and envy.
I hope it consumes you and your like until you drown in it.
 
RAWK is getting angrier.

It’s official!

Liverpool’s fan base now hates City more than United. :-)

Crazy that we've had such a fierce rivalry against Utd and Everton for all these years but never has our fanbase hated a team as much as this lot. Absolute scumbags the lot of them, would love to see them slide back down the leagues once Pep fucks off and the dirty Abu Dhabi money stops being pumped in. I hope any City fans reading this realise what a smalltime club you are. 10 years ago you were getting shafted by Middlesbrough and Aston Villa while we were tonking the likes of Real Madrid and a Fergie-led Utd. Shove your 29mm up yer arse

Where did tonking United and Real Madrid in one off games get them in the grand scheme of things? Last trophy they won was in 2011, couple more seasons and it will be a decade since the nighty Liverpool won a trophy of any type. Wigan Athletic have been more successful in this duration and they ain’t even in the premier league.

I can see some parallels in a decade ago with where they are now, they choked in the league to United. Our filthy oil money can’t buy history like that.
 

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