United thread 2018/19

[Blue Til Death]

The rags are a joke, they have a board that could not give a fuck, players who could not give a fuck and fans who are just dumb fucks, their manager makes his arch enemy gollum look like a true football genius.
They are a busted flush for at least 5 years but probably a lot longer..
Still hate the ****s but in football terms, at present they are no more a threat to us than Cardiff ...

 

[bluefish]

Is this guy any good?

Ugly enough to play for them.

 

[mat]

Is this guy any good?

Phil Jones will gave competition.

 

[old blue]

With a stick of rhubarb!

Was that after he had visited the corridor of uncertainty!

 

[goatersnipple]

Is this guy any good?

How long till he gets an England call up after he signs

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Even the Africans aren’t too keen on the filthy rag bastards

No wonder Wilf wants out if he has to try to sell bootleg shirts on the side.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

The new 'looking forward to the past' kit. Or the 'I don't park in fergie's space' emsemble.

The new “got the year wrong memorial kit”

 

[Bilboblue]

This young rag was taken to the game by his mum/aunt not sure but she spent the day winding him up, she is a Bolton fan ......lol

His sister. She's got a youtube channel, some of her videos have been good, she's been to the Etihad a few times this season too, and done vids from those, including the game against the runners-up

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

If you hate Man United post a post.

They maybe shite but that doesn't mean I hate them less.

A cat dies somewhere every day the page count is below the dips one.

Quality post! But they DEFINITELY are shite.

 

[Airbags Optional]

Quality post! But they DEFINITELY are shite.

True that

 

[citytill1die84]

James, Longstaff & Sessegnon Best watch out next season.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Good effort @Onholiday(somemightsay) but still 3 pages behind ...

 

[Brendan110_0]

"A cat dies somewhere every day the page count is below the dips one".

Please post to keep pussy alive!

 

[Blue Hefner]

 

[kinkysdribble]

Looks like the rags are starting to go back to the days when fergie was in charge, cherry picking the players from clubs who are around or going to be around them in the near future, it's just that the level is a lot lot lower, James,sessegnon and longstaff. How the mighty have fallen!

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

I thought they already had plenty of fullbacks that couldn’t defend.

 

[Blue Hefner]

I thought they already had plenty of fullbacks that couldn’t defend.

It all seems a bit odd

 

[chedinho]

This young rag was taken to the game by his mum/aunt not sure but she spent the day winding him up, she is a Bolton fan ......lol

She’s really good.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Good effort @Onholiday(somemightsay) but still 3 pages behind ...

Not quite severe enough was it?

I think that David May was a better player than Richard Dunne.........

I'll leave that there for people to rightly shoot me down or idiots to agree with ;-)

 

[Blue Mist]

It's a 2 front war, mate.
The greater threat is on the Scouse front at this time, they are our main focus at the moment and our troops and armaments are deployed there. However, if the threat perception were to change and the Salford front, where the enemy has been largely subdued for the moment, offering only pockets of resistance from time to time, started to heat up and became relevant once more, I'm sure our forces could be very quickly redeployed and the threat eliminated.

Fair do's but I was brought up in the cold war. We were told every day that the Russians were our enemy and wanted to kill us. Then a bloke with a blood blister on his head knocked the wall down and we were told they were our friends. Well I knew different, whilst everyone else looked for another enemy, someone else to hate I knew who the real enemy was, those damn Ruskies and now, well they are novochocking us and cyber attacking us and suddenly everyone is remembering they were the baddies.
it will be the same with the Raggies, you will all go off and fight the candle lighters but i will stay watching the real enemy. Don't worry though, I will give you a shout when you need to come back to the barricades.