United thread 2018/19

[Colin Bells Boots]

Presume Phil Jones is in the intellectuals?

Got a Masters degree in clumsiness.

 

[laserblue]

I've just seen that they are looking to promote Romero to number 1 if De Gea leave. I'd be happy with that as he is nowhere near good enough for a Top 4 team, never mind playing behind that defense

Are they skint? I ask as they are also looking at buying a player from Swansea

Plan A was to bring young players into the first team squad from their academy sides. Until they realised that they're shite. Their under 23 team was relegated last season and struggled badly in the 2nd division this season. That's why they're scanning the market for young players.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

Plan A was to bring young players into the first team squad from their academy sides. Until they realised that they're shite. Their under 23 team was relegated last season and struggled badly in the 2nd division this season. That's why they're scanning the market for young players.

So this is called planning, good I hope they keep it up. As a reminder they were, are and always will be SCUM.

 

[blueish swede]

There's a young lad in Portugal they should sign up. Plays for Rayo Vallecano, I think.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bebé

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

There's a young lad in Portugal they should sign up. Plays for Rayo Vallecano, I think.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bebé

He is prolific :-)

 

[better dead than red]

He is prolific :-)

For Certain. I remember him from the World Cup.







The Homeless World Cup...

 

[better dead than red]

I've just seen that they are looking to promote Romero to number 1 if De Gea leave. I'd be happy with that as he is nowhere near good enough for a Top 4 team, never mind playing behind that defense

Are they skint? I ask as they are also looking at buying a player from Swansea

I seem to recall reading they wanted Cillessen from Barcelona. That could have just been papertalk nonsense though.

 

[JPBB]

What I don't understand is why Liverpool fans think that being insufferable pricks gives their team some sort of advantage.

It is a very powerful theme amongst the lunatics on RAWK.

 

[TravisBickle]

If they’re lucky!

 

[Stoned Rose]

This won’t come as a huge surprise to anyone but there are apparently 3 camps within their dressing room:

1) The Spanish players
2) The intellectuals. Such as Matic and a couple of other, I can’t remember now
3) The daft/dick head group - Pogba, Rashford, Martial and Lingard

Matic? Intellectual?

Even my 3 year old neighbour would beat him at colouring in.

 

[Stoned Rose]

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/special-features/manchester-united-treble-free-box-16291389
FFS !!!!!

A chance to watch a load of old has beens bukkake each other in their Utd onesies whilst they reminisce over something that happened 20 years ago.

Imagine how pathetic you’d have to be to attend that.

 

[bluethrunthru]

The intellectuals? does that mean Greek philosopher and Brazilian World Cup legend Socrates will be getting a call from Eddie Twoplanks to play centre mid?

Twoplanks would try to phone a man who died 8 years ago too.............

 

[davek1808]

A chance to watch a load of old has beens bukkake each other in their Utd onesies whilst they reminisce over something that happened 20 years ago.

Imagine how pathetic you’d have to be to attend that.

They better keep Ed 2planks away the silly fucker will probably slap bids in if any of them have a half decent game.

 

[keith's curle]

What I don't understand is why Liverpool fans think that being insufferable pricks gives their team some sort of advantage.

It is a very powerful theme amongst the lunatics on RAWK.

Insufferable pricks they may be, but I bet they can post in the correct thread...

Sorry, had to be done ;)

 

[chedinho]

Long uphill road for your noisy neighbors

They are very good neighbours. Haven’t heard a peep from them. And never see them.

 

[chedinho]

I've just seen that they are looking to promote Romero to number 1 if De Gea leave. I'd be happy with that as he is nowhere near good enough for a Top 4 team, never mind playing behind that defense

Are they skint? I ask as they are also looking at buying a player from Swansea

He actually looks better than de gea. Not that I’ve seen much of him outside cup games.
I’d rather de gea run his contact down and disappear on a free.

 

[deegee33]

can see Spurs and Liverpool finishing above these, which leaves arsenal and Chelsea to do the business of knocking them out if the top 4. Can’t see one big name wanting to join them and with the greedy fuckers career already on a downward spiral after just 6 months there, I don’t think the league has much to fear from them.
Might not be a popular view but I’d love to see us nab Rashford off them. There’s a player in there which, not for the first time, Mourinho is sucking the life out of.

Do you have the lottery numbers for tomorrow?
Quoted post was the second one in the thread. June 2018.

 

[GornikDaze]

Apologies if posted elsewhere...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48370600
At least the BBCare trying to keep the Rags relevant even if their owners and management aren’t :)

 

[worsleyweb]

Phil the face’s hair!!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Well well it's looking like another dips cup for the more pages than any other club thread on Bluemoon.

Hopefully it'll at least give them something to take on a parade.

Roll on 19/20 & the rags being back in their rightful place as consistent winner of this particular award.

It's a very tall order as the dips are 30 odd pages in front with a minor game to go to close out the season but if anyone can come second it's them.

All together now....If you hate Man United post a post ;)