United thread 2018/19

[Tracking back]

Pogba to be offered Captain's armband to convince him to stay.

Holy moly.

So let me get this straight.

Show pony captain

Paper boy Manager

Wio Director of football

Phelan morale officer

I think all my birthdays have come at once.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I seem to see a lot less rag shirts being sported on my travels these days. I wonder why that is?

 

[Vienna_70]

I seem to see a lot less rag shirts being sported on my travels these days. I wonder why that is?

It’s very strange, isn’t it?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

It’s very strange, isn’t it?

It is my friend.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Ole and GPC after the Cardiff game. I think Ole has just said "I think that went well, actually".

Ferguson looks like he's soiled himself and Ole looks like the resultant excretion.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I seem to see a lot less rag shirts being sported on my travels these days. I wonder why that is?

Because Ole is at the wheel?

 

[manimanc]

I see even Zayn Malik has a place in their team these days.

Sorry who?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Because Ole is at the wheel?

No I wouldn't let him drive me anywhere, we'd be ok for a mile or two then all four wheels would fall off at once.

 

[BosnianBlue]

Sorry who?

Perreira looks like Malik on that pic.

 

[Lupo]

No I wouldn't let him drive me anywhere, we'd be ok for a mile or two then all four wheels would fall off at once.

Then he would park up half a mile from where you need to be as SAF always parks in the closer spot

 

[bondsman]

So let me get this straight.

Show pony captain

Paper boy Manager

Wio Director of football

Phelan morale officer

I think all my birthdays have come at once.

You forgot the snakeskin kit

 

[bluethrunthru]

I seem to see a lot less rag shirts being sported on my travels these days. I wonder why that is?

Toilet paper is more expensive?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Toilet paper is more expensive?

No it's cheaper, better quality as well.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Was told last night the atmosphere within the squad is absolutely toxic. At least 3-4 players are openly questioning Ole's management and tactics(wasn't told names) and a couple others with their agents are pushing for pay raises for parity with other players which the board are refusing

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Personally I believe we all should just forgive and forget.

Nice try but too direct ;-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I see even Zayn Malik has a place in their team these days.

What is a Zayn Malik?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Up the muppets, sorry puppets arse.

Yeeeeaaaaa !!!!

 

[Gazza]

 

[laserblue]

 

[hello]

I think you were right first time!

Wouldn't he be correct on both counts? Surely a Muppet with a GPC's hand rammed up its arse to operate aforementioned muppet would still be a Muppet whilst also satisfying the criteria to meet being a puppet as well?