United thread 2018/19

[mayo31]

Clicked the link and had a gander, now I feel dirty.

Sad bastards.

 

[Vienna_70]

Maybe they could just ditch the 'football' and use The Swamp for NFL or sell it to Sainsburys?

If they use the Theatre of Sick Swans for American football, the owners would feel at home.

 

[Blue Budgie]

Another classic from the caf…………As sucessful as City are, can you honestly say it's entertaining to watch? Imagine going to the Etihad week in week out seeing the same thing over and over again. Possesion football, winning the ball back in the oponents own half, and then bulldozing them down until the inevitable happens and the first goal goes in. Repeating this again and again and the game ends up 4-0 to the home side. Same thing happens in the next match even if the line-up is different.
How entertaining is that?

VERY!

 

[Blue Mist]

Same here. When the ball went in, I shouted "they're down!" to a lot of disapproving looks from the rags around us in the cantilever stand paddock.

I think you should reapply to the Samaritans as you are, like me, older and more (ahem) mature.
On second thoughts, fuck that. I'd still piss my self laughing at their tears!

No I don't think I would be much good at the Samaritans stuff, ok if a bloke lost his job and rang up I would be very helpful and understanding but can you imagine a rag ringing up …
'We've just last to Cardiff'
'That's cos you're teams shit you clown'
'and we were 32 points behind City'
'Don't I know it you sad sack of shit now fuck off the line you useless no mark wanker'

I'll stay with Relate.

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Another classic from the caf…………As sucessful as City are, can you honestly say it's entertaining to watch? Imagine going to the Etihad week in week out seeing the same thing over and over again. Possesion football, winning the ball back in the oponents own half, and then bulldozing them down until the inevitable happens and the first goal goes in. Repeating this again and again and the game ends up 4-0 to the home side. Same thing happens in the next match even if the line-up is different.
How entertaining is that?

Lol, must be on the wum shirley.....

 

[Pedestrian]

They were, I witnessed it, it was wonderful. A lad I knew rang me up in tears. I think my response stopped me having a career with the Samaritans, oh well.

On your house phone?

 

[Blue Mist]

On your house phone?

That's all there was in those days, it was only a few years before that we shared a line with the woman across the road.

 

[Pedestrian]

That's all there was in those days, it was only a few years before that we shared a line with the woman across the road.

Crikey you must have been part of the haves to have had a home phone in ‘74.

 

[ccr]

I remember it well, 1974. Unfortunately it was only for one season.

Think that was the year most rag fans tell me thats when they started to support united. No glory hunters at the swamp.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

VERY!

has to be a blue on the wind up,imo.

 

[East Level 2]

can you imagine how suicidal theyd be if they ever got relegated ?

A few on the bus back into town after Law's goal looked fairly suicidal.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Maybe they could just ditch the 'football' and use The Swamp for NFL or sell it to Bury ?

Bury have enough problems without being saddled with an out of date, decaying cesspit to manage.

 

[manchester blue]

Sad Cafe - ironic that their biggest hit was Everyday Hurts

Showing my age :-)

You just made me play that on YouTube. I'm in a whole new dimension of recommend music now!

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Can't believe these scum bastards have slipped so far down the page ;-)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Went to play Chorlton Cum Hardy G.C. with the golf society I`m a member of. After the game we had a booze and a bite to eat.

I noticed through the double door to my right that they were preparing for a party of some kind, as I got up to go to the bar I could see in this adjoining room, they had a United flag draped over a table. I walked up to the bloke who seemed to be in charge and asked him if this was the "We were only 32 points behind City end of season party" . He didnt look happy but just shook his head and said no.

I love trying to spread happiness and joy as I go about my day.

 

[Vienna_70]

You just made me play that on YouTube. I'm in a whole new dimension of recommend music now!

I can’t say it’s one of my all-time favourites, but I really like that song.

 

[Vienna_70]

Went to play Chorlton Cum Hardy G.C. with the golf society I`m a member of. After the game we had a booze and a bite to eat.

I noticed through the double door to my right that they were preparing for a party of some kind, as I got up to go to the bar I could see in this adjoining room, they had a United flag draped over a table. I walked up to the bloke who seemed to be in charge and asked him if this was the "We were only 32 points behind City end of season party" . He didnt look happy but just shook his head and said no.

I love trying to spread happiness and joy as I go about my day.

No sense of humour, those bloody rags!

 

[Bluekiwi]

Looks like the rags have decided that Lukaka is a 'super star' slapping a price tag on him at 80m.
And we get accused of inflating transfer fees!!

 

[manchester blue]

Looks like the rags have decided that Lukaka is a 'super star' slapping a price tag on him at 80m.
And we get accused of inflating transfer fees!!

I just read this. If anyone is stupid enough to pay that for him they need investigating. I also noted they're favourites to sign Adrien Rabiot for free. I'm sure they are in more trouble financially than they let on.

 

[Vienna_70]

Looks like the rags have decided that Lukaka is a 'super star' slapping a price tag on him at 80m.
And we get accused of inflating transfer fees!!

So what would that make Bernardo and Raheem worth?