Big Swifty
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I went to a fancy dress ball with custard in one ear & jelly in the other. Man on the door said "What are you supposed to be?" and I said "Speak up! I'm a trifle deaf"
I went to another do with my manhood buried in a tin of biscuits. The doorman said "You're fucking crackers!"
I went to another with a condom over my nose. Doorman said "What are you supposed to be?" and I replied "Fuck nose"
I know, 1978 wants its jokes back............
I went to another do with my manhood buried in a tin of biscuits. The doorman said "You're fucking crackers!"
I went to another with a condom over my nose. Doorman said "What are you supposed to be?" and I replied "Fuck nose"
I know, 1978 wants its jokes back............