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Are the bottom squares Klopp, after giving his teeth back to the dipper’s?
After all they were only ever a loan, and are now needed for the new manager!
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After all they were only ever a loan, and are now needed for the new manager!
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Can't be, tits are too big!!
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There's been a good few days of more jokes than shit memes (barring the odd one or two) on here, and long may it continue.
Lavinda Past
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An old farmer became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor Young, alocal doctor who was positive that the farmer didn't know anything about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
He went to see Dr Farmer and said "I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Farmer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Farmer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Farmer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Farmer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!"
Dr. Farmer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so. Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Farmer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor Young, alocal doctor who was positive that the farmer didn't know anything about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
He went to see Dr Farmer and said "I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Farmer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Farmer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Farmer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Farmer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!"
Dr. Farmer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so. Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Farmer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
bumbleblue
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It is that’s the “joke”.
dronefromsector7G
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At least the memes are quicker to read and judge as being shit
Tuearts right boot
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Seriously....She's looking good for his age.
