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big gaz said:
I thought Einstein was Witless saying atoms were the littlest ;-)
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Einstein did not like quantum theory, particularly Heisenberg's uncertainty principle which states that one cannot simultaneously measure the momentum and position of an atomic particle. The Sun shines because of quantum tunnelling, or the wave-like or probabilistic behaviour of protons which stems from this theory. This enables the fusion of like charged protons to fuse at temperatures which should not feasibly allow fusion to take place. It is called the Gamow Peak, the combination of Maxwellian probability distribution of particle speeds in a plasma with the probability of quantum tunneling.
 
James Wilson has gone to somewhere shit for peanuts.
I thought they said he was the new ......(insert the name of an over-rated rag has-been)...........!
 
So - we do it again. Interest in Slabhead means the rags will spunk £90m + on the lad ( must be a fucking awesome pianist is all I can say ) and we bob in a pick up Nathan Ake instead? I really do worry that at some stage they will rumble our tactic...........is Lee Trundle still playing???
 
Marvin said:
Einstein did not like quantum theory, particularly Heisenberg's uncertainty principle which states that one cannot simultaneously measure the momentum and position of an atomic particle. The Sun shines because of quantum tunnelling, or the wave-like or probabilistic behaviour of protons which stems from this theory. This enables the fusion of like charged protons to fuse at temperatures which should not feasibly allow fusion to take place. It is called the Gamow Peak, the combination of Maxwellian probability distribution of particle speeds in a plasma with the probability of quantum tunneling.
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You boring twat. What was wrong with " When it came to some splitiness, scared every bastard shitless" ! But no you had to be a clever f**ker, glad that public boy school education was not wasted on you ;-)
 
Marvin said:
Einstein did not like quantum theory, particularly Heisenberg's uncertainty principle which states that one cannot simultaneously measure the momentum and position of an atomic particle. The Sun shines because of quantum tunnelling, or the wave-like or probabilistic behaviour of protons which stems from this theory. This enables the fusion of like charged protons to fuse at temperatures which should not feasibly allow fusion to take place. It is called the Gamow Peak, the combination of Maxwellian probability distribution of particle speeds in a plasma with the probability of quantum tunneling.
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I sailed with a guy called Marvin when I was in the Merchant navy in the 70s and 80s, he was a big City fan too. Thought this poster Marvin might of been that guy, now I know it isn't.
 
Marvin said:
Einstein did not like quantum theory, particularly Heisenberg's uncertainty principle which states that one cannot simultaneously measure the momentum and position of an atomic particle. The Sun shines because of quantum tunnelling, or the wave-like or probabilistic behaviour of protons which stems from this theory. This enables the fusion of like charged protons to fuse at temperatures which should not feasibly allow fusion to take place. It is called the Gamow Peak, the combination of Maxwellian probability distribution of particle speeds in a plasma with the probability of quantum tunneling.
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Marvin said:
Einstein did not like quantum theory, particularly Heisenberg's uncertainty principle which states that one cannot simultaneously measure the momentum and position of an atomic particle. The Sun shines because of quantum tunnelling, or the wave-like or probabilistic behaviour of protons which stems from this theory. This enables the fusion of like charged protons to fuse at temperatures which should not feasibly allow fusion to take place. It is called the Gamow Peak, the combination of Maxwellian probability distribution of particle speeds in a plasma with the probability of quantum tunneling.
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Oh, now I understand.
 
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