Liverpool thread 2019/20

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gordondaviesmoustache said:
Anyone who actually cares about how many people turned up for a fucking parade is pitifully insecure, most likely because they possess a micro-penis.
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Spouting numbers is the mantra of the lemmings who follow teams that play in red. 20 times, 6 times, 650 million fans world wide, 750 thousand people at a parade, greatest club in the world.

It’s all shite if non of this had ever happened the rags and dippers would have no interest in their football clubs. I have more respect for the supporters in lower leagues who go week in week out and probably spend a life time of seeing their local team win nothing.

Maybe the rags and dippers should have done with it, merge into one and pool all their resources together. They might then have a chance against City but I very much doubt it.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
Spouting numbers is the mantra of the lemmings who follow teams that play in red. 20 times, 6 times, 650 million fans world wide, 750 thousand people at a parade, greatest club in the world.

It’s all shite if non of this had ever happened the rags and dippers would have no interest in their football clubs. I have more respect for the supporters in lower leagues who go week in week out and probably spend a life time of seeing their local team win nothing.

Maybe the rags and dippers should have done with it, merge into one and pool all their resources together. They might then have a chance against City but I very much doubt it.
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Good point. I can see "38 times, 9 times, 1 billion fans worldwide" really appealing to people who are pitifully insecure.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Good point. I can see "38 times, 9 times, 1 billion fans worldwide" really appealing to people who are pitifully insecure.
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Thing is, if you look at those numbers you just posted Real Madrid has probably achieved similar and even better figures and you don’t see them spouting shite about being the greatest club in the world.
 
Obsessing about the size of your club is rather like obsessing about the size of your dick. A sign of deeply-rooted insecurity. We would tend to laugh at a mate who kept on telling us how big his dick is. There really is no difference
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
Thing is, if you look at those numbers you just posted Real Madrid has probably achieved similar and even better figures and you don’t see them spouting shite about being the greatest club in the world.
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That's because they're still actually one of the top clubs in the world. The whole reason that rags and dippers are so insufferable is that they have to compensate for the fact that they were once great and are now largely average with the occasional good season. It's that insecurity that does it, which is particularly bad because insecurity is the main reason that most of their fans became glory supporters in the first place.
 
BrianW said:
Obsessing about the size of your club is rather like obsessing about the size of your dick. A sign of deeply-rooted insecurity. We would tend to laugh at a mate who kept on telling us how big his dick is. There really is no difference
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If you applied that idea to City we would have been flaccid erectile disfunction for 30 years to a decade of being Ron Jeramy drinking a viagra smoothie.
 
Really not reading into their result against Dortmund know much better than to think that it has any bearing, but I confess I am amused by the media roundup reports on their game.

In contrast to the valiant, ferocious team that won plaudits from the same outlets for hammering Tranmere 6-0 last week, they are falling over themselves to point out that it was 33 degrees, liverpool played the youngsters and try are still without their front three.

I have no idea how Dortmund played, or Liverpool for that fact, they all seem far too concerned about blaming something other than performance to actually talk about performance.

The grass is too high, it's too hot, financial doping, keep them coming. It all deflects from the fact that they still seem to have problems with squad depth and taking responsibility.
 
bluetonium said:
Really not reading into their result against Dortmund know much better than to think that it has any bearing, but I confess I am amused by the media roundup reports on their game.

In contrast to the valiant, ferocious team that won plaudits from the same outlets for hammering Tranmere 6-0 last week, they are falling over themselves to point out that it was 33 degrees, liverpool played the youngsters and try are still without their front three.

I have no idea how Dortmund played, or Liverpool for that fact, they all seem far too concerned about blaming something other than performance to actually talk about performance.

The grass is too high, it's too hot, financial doping, keep them coming. It all deflects from the fact that they still seem to have problems with squad depth and taking responsibility.
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Absolutely. Klopp "learned nothing from Dortmund defeat." If they lose it means nothing, if they won, it would've been a sign that they're going to win the league. I'm sure the sensible Liverpool fans (all three of them) know that pre-season means fuck all, but that doesn't stop their media apologists as usual.
 
Klopp yet again going on about not being being able spend what City and PSG spend after a £200+ million spending spree last season and despite breaking and holding the world record for a keeper and defender respectively. A squad of academy players and players bought from the everlasting coutinho money.

Just going to leave his infamous quote here...

Other clubs can go out and spend money and collect top players. I want to do it differently. I would even do it differently if I could spend that money."

He’s perfect for them with the level of delusion he suffers from.
 
I’ve likened his tactics to Mourinho’s early Chelsea years for a while now but Klopps turning into him off the pitch too. Not content with talking about spending a year after his £200+ million summer, he’s also moaning about Mane and his front three finishing late. Mane played in the same game Mahrez did, Firmino played in the same game Jesus did, Salah and Aguero were playing until around a similar time, Alisson and Ederson were together. So for every one of their players back late we have an equivalent missing with them. Oh and we also had Fernandinho and otamendi playing until the same time as Firmino and Foden still yet to return to pre season. so in a world where all teams have the same squad limitations, Liverpool have 4 players back late, we have 7 yet there’s only one manager moaning about it.
 
"I don't want to sound like a moaner, but Mane's season has been 13 months long," said Klopp.

Guys a parody and maths ain't his strong point.
 
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