United thread 2019/20

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I accidentally clicked on a rag article in the MEN basically proclaiming greenwood and Wan Bissaka as the best modern right sided partnership the world has seen. The gushing praise for Wan-Bissaka and talking about him as if he’s Messi is well worth a read, I genuinely audibly burst out laughing at least half a dozen times

Not Sterling and Walker, then?
 
Yeah and I think he’s the real deal. I get the jokes but he really could be and looks like a natural. Couldn’t really say the same about Rashford for example.

I appreciate that we are all having fun at your expense but that is ridiculous. Rashford has been the most hyped English player for years if not decades.
 
375k per week for De Donut Thief for SIX years after a miserable season riddled with horrible mistakes is insane

They are the worst run elite club in football at the moment
 
375k per week for De Donut Thief for SIX years after a miserable season riddled with horrible mistakes is insane

They are the worst run elite club in football at the moment

Thank God United and the other PL cartel clubs decided to lift their own FFP wage cap.

I see the PL stood firm against that decision.

Now where is that leaked Arsenal headed letter signed by the PL cartel clubs to the PL asking for FFP to be brought in.(to stop City)
 
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I accidentally clicked on a rag article in the MEN basically proclaiming greenwood and Wan Bissaka as the best modern right sided partnership the world has seen. The gushing praise for Wan-Bissaka and talking about him as if he’s Messi is well worth a read, I genuinely audibly burst out laughing at least half a dozen times
Who the fuck is Greenwood?
 
375k per week for De Donut Thief for SIX years after a miserable season riddled with horrible mistakes is insane

They are the worst run elite club in football at the moment
If he'd had ANY decency in him he'd have been off after the Madrid transfer fiasco, just like the rest of the raggy ****s it's all about money.... where's that rag banner a out history/money when you need it?

He's not the keeper he was & is being vastly overpaid, at one stage he could have even by my biased mind been in the top 3/4 in the world now he's not top 5 in the Prem add to that although not overly old we've seen keepers fall off a cliff when on the way down, Seaman/Hart etc think he's on the same trajectory.....5 years at £375k? Glad it's uncle Malcs offsprings money & not mine.
 
I say beware guys,Messi Mason Greenwood and Spider Wan Bissaka are going to take Europe by storm and we stand no chance.
 
Not to worry the media will still say worth the money and best goalie in the world when in fact he isnt top 5 fat from it.
 
375k per week for De Donut Thief for SIX years after a miserable season riddled with horrible mistakes is insane

They are the worst run elite club in football at the moment
How many goals have we stuck past him now ? 30..40 , I think we found out his weakness...just put it either side of him, seems to work.
 
Love pre season
Everyone hypes united up because they win some meaningless games
Then season stArts and is and Liverpool will fight out for the league!

United nowhere near good enough
Awb is a good signing but the midfield is truly shite
 
BBC are close to proclaiming Mason Greenwood as the greatest footballer the world has ever seen after his 2 goals in pre-season
 
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How many goals have we stuck past him now ? 30..40 , I think we found out his weakness...just put it either side of him, seems to work.

De Gea has played in the last 16 Premier League derbies. City have won 10, rags 4 with 2 drawn. He's picked the ball out of his net 32 times and managed only 3 clean sheets. He's been made to look a proper twat by City even at the time when deluded rags and the sycophantic media kept telling us he was the best keeper in the world.
 
His passing accuracy in the premier league last season was 60%. Edersons was 85%

When I once told a rag that De Gea's distribution was poor he tried telling me that Ederson also just hoofed long clearances down the pitch. When I told him that there's a world of difference between an aimless hoof in the general direction of the 'big lad up top' and a 70 yard precision pass to a team mate's feet he had no answer.
 
Ederson also just hoofed long clearances down the pitch

Ed passes the ball to a teammate, he doesn't just hoof it and hope for the best like most of them do. Alpaca literally just wallops the bloody thing as far away as he can, like a pub 'keeper.
Pep would blow several gaskets if any of our players just started aimlessly hoofing the ball into space.
 
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