United thread 2019/20

[BlueNirvana]

Fuck united

 

[horlock_was_super]

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Piano you say? Nah mate. Although I am a dab hand on the spoons.

 

[deano ou812]

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“He talked about the vision he had for utd going forward all I could visualise was the amount utd are paying me each week”..

 

[denislawsbackheel]

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“Then he mentioned mounting a challenge, and I haven’t stopped laughing.”

 

[jimharri]

Piano you say? Nah mate. Although I am a dab hand on the spoons.

"dab"? Where's Carlton?

 

[Vienna_70]

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Then he said we expect to finish above City this season.

 

[Falcao]

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“I look good in red.”

 

[davek1808]

“I look good in red.”

Can't wait to hand you fuckers your arse yet again at the swamp.

 

[keith's curle]

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"With these wages I could afford to bung a grand on him being gone by Christmas"

 

[cleavers]

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Is he taking up Curling ?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

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"Is this the technique Ashley Young uses to catch Bird shit in his mouth?"

 

[City_Sean]

Pretty amazing that they've gone from Dybala to Llorente.

 

[Tb1981]

Joke club
Honnestly they are making the strategy manager and players required up as they go along
I'd be worried if they had a plan
Only players they can sign are ones they pay that much over market value no one else bids

 

[oldhamblue]

amazing how rag fans believe signing Frank Sidebottom at centre half suddenly makes them challengers again

 

[NZBlue]

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Thanks Pep

Without your faked interest I wouldn't have made half as much on the transfer fee

And as for the wages, (laughs)






Agent Pep strikes again!

 

[old blue]

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[old blue]

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[old blue]

How much did these other dumbbells cost?

 

[Vienna_70]

“I look good in red.”

No one looks good in red!

 

[deano ou812]

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“Hahahahaha you’s guys are funny those crazy dance moves,can any of you’s actually play football”