United thread 2019/20

[SWP's back]

He can't be signed on a free he has to be out of contract, which would mean Real Madrid paying up his contract

Balotelli plays for Madrid?

 

[Nascent Blues]

That would provoke a bit of a reaction on here, I reckon; especially if he revealed it in a Derby!

In my head, he reveals it (the message is followed by a sad faced emoji) as Kun fires in the 7th in a 7 nil victory.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

In my head, he reveals it (the message is followed by a sad faced emoji) as Kun fires in the 7th in a 7 nil victory.

That moment would be the pinnacle of my life.

 

[FantasyIreland]

They are very definitely in a competition to finish 6th.Arsenal have improved hugely with their signings and Everton too.
I can't see Ollie lasting till Christmas.

 

[East Level 2]

Balotelli plays for Madrid?

Yes of course: Provided you don't know the difference between Balo and Bale.

 

[goatersnipple]

Just for the record I'd like it to be known that inter have just paid £80m for someone that only scored 12 more goals than me last season and I didn't play football once at any level - well played rags.

It's still 10 more than anyone they have now

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

It's still 10 more than anyone they have now

Sounds like I need an agent. :-)

 

[cookster]

Just for the record I'd like it to be known that inter have just paid £80m for someone that only scored 12 more goals than me last season and I didn't play football once at any level - well played rags.

Fuck me the fee goes up every time someone posts. It'll be 150m by tomorrow morning.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Yes of course: Provided you don't know the difference between Balo and Bale.

Hahaha

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

From the squad they have for the forthcoming season isn't it obvious the paperboy is going to go full peg?
8 at the back, the dabbing french pillock in midfield and Rashford up front.