United thread 2019/20

[SWP's back]

He can't be signed on a free he has to be out of contract, which would mean Real Madrid paying up his contract

Balotelli plays for Madrid?

 

[Nascent Blues]

That would provoke a bit of a reaction on here, I reckon; especially if he revealed it in a Derby!

In my head, he reveals it (the message is followed by a sad faced emoji) as Kun fires in the 7th in a 7 nil victory.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

In my head, he reveals it (the message is followed by a sad faced emoji) as Kun fires in the 7th in a 7 nil victory.

That moment would be the pinnacle of my life.

 

[FantasyIreland]

They are very definitely in a competition to finish 6th.Arsenal have improved hugely with their signings and Everton too.
I can't see Ollie lasting till Christmas.

 

[East Level 2]

Balotelli plays for Madrid?

Yes of course: Provided you don't know the difference between Balo and Bale.

 

[goatersnipple]

Just for the record I'd like it to be known that inter have just paid £80m for someone that only scored 12 more goals than me last season and I didn't play football once at any level - well played rags.

It's still 10 more than anyone they have now

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

It's still 10 more than anyone they have now

Sounds like I need an agent. :-)

 

[cookster]

Just for the record I'd like it to be known that inter have just paid £80m for someone that only scored 12 more goals than me last season and I didn't play football once at any level - well played rags.

Fuck me the fee goes up every time someone posts. It'll be 150m by tomorrow morning.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Yes of course: Provided you don't know the difference between Balo and Bale.

Hahaha

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

From the squad they have for the forthcoming season isn't it obvious the paperboy is going to go full peg?
8 at the back, the dabbing french pillock in midfield and Rashford up front.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

They are, they’ve just spunked £40m on Owobi.

Isn't he a character out of Star Wars? Things are worse than I thought.

 

[BlueTG]

Isn't he a character out of Star Wars? Things are worse than I thought.

Hahhaha, fml.

 

[Marvin]

Just for the record I'd like it to be known that inter have just paid £80m for someone that only scored 12 more goals than me last season and I didn't play football once at any level - well played rags.

They paid Everton £90m for Lukaku - £75m plus easily achievable add-ons, and they have to pay Everton a sell-on fee now, and they are not getting £80m back for him. Inter are will pay an initial fee, that may rise to £74m, and this is in a rising market. So your wrong, but I don't blame you the way the media report it.

For City buys and elevated to the full fee, and we sell, it's the initial fee, whilst for Man Utd the opposite applies.

Regardless it's also a poor footballing move for Utd

 

[NZBlue]

Isn't he a character out of Star Wars? Things are worse than I thought.

A master of the dark arts?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They are still in decline, but It can't go on for much longer, sadly. They'll bottom out soon. Can't see them ever finishing outside the top half.

 

[deegee33]

I'm same as u I seriously think Everton, Leicester & Wolves are fully equipped to be close to them.

Let's not forget West Ham.

 

[deegee33]

My tongue hurts ;-)

I saw that, but couldn't find the right response. Brilliant!

 

[Penworthamblue]

They are very definitely in a competition to finish 6th.Arsenal have improved hugely with their signings and Everton too.
I can't see Ollie lasting till Christmas.

Looks like we are going to need all the help we can get in the 'soo' thread

 

[deegee33]

Sounds like I need an agent. :-)

I'm in, I'll only take 3% and we can afford a pint together.

 

[SWP's back]

Yes of course: Provided you don't know the difference between Balo and Bale.

People were definitely talking about Balotelli.