One went off on me last season, bloke said “what’s in your pocket” , I said it was a sandwich, right ok go in ....Has anyone heard one of these Ken Dodd tickling stick type scanners go off yet or are they just pissing us about till KO so another smug TV pundit quips "look at all the empty seats for such a big club".... That's cos were all outside getting fuckin' tickled to death!
They should introduce a pongometer as well because the silent but deadly smelly twat somewhere near me kept popping one out all game! : /
YepIt's just another thing to piss fan's off and make us stop going to games. Shit, slow overcrowded transport, searches, var killing spontaneity, pricing, now facial recognition. Going to a football game is supposed to be a PLEASURE not some form of expensive stress filled ordeal where you are increasingly being treated as a category A prisoner. Carry on clubs you will soon have no fans attending games!
Yes I did actually. Been a busy day on here, my heads getting mashed mate.Did you miss the part where City fans have to submit a selfie if they want to sign up and beats the queues?
Yes I did actually. Been a busy day on here, my heads getting mashed mate.
Good to know Martin Edwards isn't lay low snooping somewhere on our turnstiles then ; )If you are not a rag you have nothing to worry about.
From my experience of queues and getting searched on the turnstiles I think the worst ones are in South stand lower and East corner lower. Noticed a table of plastic bottles full of water yesterday. Fair enough, we can't take them in as they could be anything, from bleach to explosives. But the main reason is so we buy the rip off food and drinks.No worries. Some of what you said is right. Numerous times last season I resorted to pulling my top up just to speed up the process and at other times it would have been easier to take me pants off and shake it upside down.
This is an article from the Telegraph in 2018...……… https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/02/01/man-city-brink-becoming-next-premier...
If it doesn't work (dinosaur) this is an extract...….
Manchester City are on the brink of becoming the next big Premier League club to commit to pay all who work for them the “real” Living Wage.
On the day Manchester United were condemned over their failure to do the same having made Alexis Sanchez the highest-paid player ever in England, the Telegraph can reveal runaway league leaders City are close to concluding deals that would leave their arch-rivals trailing in their wake once more.
City insist they already pay the independently-calculated Living Wage of £8.75 per hour to all staff but admit they also have contracts in place with suppliers which sees some who do work on their behalf earn less than that.