United thread 2019/20

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

That HAS to be someone off here. Has to be. Even the biggest gobshite ever to attach himself to that corporation (and there are many) wouldn't come out with such gibberish.


Or would they?

Sounds more Scouse-logic than anything else.......

 

[hammocity]

Have a word with yourself and remember all the shit they gave us.

I have, but there’s no banter to be had, they just change the subject, now if they became involved in a relegation battle things would change :).

 

[KentBlue]

Like most on here I’ve got some good mates who are rags, I’m almost feeling sorry for them, I just can’t take the piss, their pain is just to much. I almost want them to smell success and just fail at the final hurdle, mid table mediocrity is just a shrug of the shoulders, no banter, no baiting, no discussion, they all agree they are shit and we don’t talk football anymore.

WTF! After the years of piss-taking we endured? Are you serious?

As far as I'm concerned those arrogant, self-obsessed wankers deserve every negative thing in the world happening to them. Relegation, bankruptcy, anything and everything that diminishes their wellbeing gets a huge 'THUMBS UP' from me. And if I, in my own small way, can do something, however seemingly insignificant, to hasten the demise of that putrid collection of inbreds then I shall die a very contented man.

 

[Grassland Blue]

For years the cnuts took the p.
Most recently the 20× sh1t.
Our success isn't going to continue forever so it is every City fans' duty to, at the very least, remind them of that banner and that they can't attract big name players anymore because they are almost out of Europe...

 

[hammocity]

WTF! After the years of piss-taking we endured? Are you serious?

As far as I'm concerned those arrogant, self-obsessed wankers deserve every negative thing in the world happening to them. Relegation, bankruptcy, anything and everything that diminishes their wellbeing gets a huge 'THUMBS UP' from me. And if I, in my own small way, can do something, however seemingly insignificant, to hasten the demise of that putrid collection of inbreds then I shall die a very contented man.

I did say “almost”, my schadenfreude is somewhat diminished by how bad they are and their compliance in admitting it. My focus at the moment is telling Dippers at my local what a set of twats they are for supporting a team from the most vile City on the planet.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What's happened to Fred,can't make the bench.

Spoke to a rag last week and apparently Fred expected to be in the Brazil Copa America squad and was due to get married this summer, so he scheduled the wedding for after the tournament finished, meaning he missed most of pre season and isn't fit yet.

 

[hertsblue]

Jeff stelling after the rags equalised was nearly passing out telling everyone how it's in utds DNA to get late goals, been doing it for years and years.
Who'd have funk it that palace would gazump him.

More like it's in their DNA to be given the chance to score late goals, with exaggerated added time when they are not winning. Over 10 minutes added yesterday with 5 alone in the first half.
I still think they get an easy pass in the media, the wages, the amount of money they have spent and not been title challengers for a number of years now and its only social media clicks that keeps them in the news, mind you they do have a superb PR department. Call me cynical and there is no excuses for any racism but its only after the poor results for them v Wolves and Palace that the headlines were all about twitter and racism and not more failure by the team, they were extremely quick to bring this to the media's attention and the media response was laughable in its predictably. Its been happening for years and hardly touched on yet it happens to a Utd player and its on the main news, in Parliament and i am just surprised their PR dept has not yet got a quote from the Pope

 

[KentBlue]

My focus at the moment is telling Dippers at my local what a set of twats they are for supporting a team from the most vile City on the planet.

Ahh, well in that case fair play to you. Keep up the good work!

 

[The Preacher]

i am just surprised their PR dept has not yet got a quote from the Pope

They asked him for a comment and he replied, “Who the fuck are Man United?”

 

[Fabled mabel]

Watching Sunday Supplement not entirely concentrating because the were pissing in the Littlewoods FC's pockets.

They changed to the rags and then one of them slipped up and said 'some of us' in a context that that clearly meant 'us United supporters'.Pretty careless. Didn't know who he was for a while until his name flashed up. None other than Mark the Rag Ogden. I thought he had been put out to grass it seems he works for those football experts at ESPN. He started as a United blogger and he is nearly back to one in competition with Goldridge and that other clown with a man bun.

 

[aguero93:20]

Two more records fell at the swamp yesterday:

Palace's first win there in the Premier League era.

And the first away winner scored in injury time at the shithole.

Ever.

Since the pisscan left, records have been tumbling like skittles.

We won the league there in injury time in 2011/12 though :)

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Two weeks ago he did a segment titled "21 is Coming" . All the self-awareness of a lobotomised sea urchin.

Was it all about their league position?

 

[bluethrunthru]

The highlights on motd Have just shown again that their team is full of cheating diving twats.

Just a very slippery surface at the swamp thats all..........

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Anyone notice how motd didn't analyse the palace winner after the highlights, wasn't shown again or talked about haha

The show pony getting dispossessed doing a Cruyff turn on the halfway line, and donut throwing another one in, aren't worthy of discussion apparently.

 

[higgi1p]

Just a very slippery surface at the swamp thats all..........

That lad James is building a definate reputation for all the wrong reasons

 

[give it to gordon]

Is that 3 penalties in 3 games for the rags ? Thats the fa and refs doing their bit to help the rags !

 

[dickie davies]

So if we extrapolate the data from the last 3 games 50-55 points for these c@nts will be about par.

Why the last 3, why not the last 10!

W2
D3
L5

Over the course of a 38 game season that'll give them around 34 points!!!

 

[Blue Mist]

The reason they failed is because people stopped going/buying/using the company. United will always have moron sheep willing to plough their money in.

Sorry but I disagree, all those companies thought they were untouchable and did not move with the times or trends. The Rags are the same, OK they wont do a Bury butlook at what other rivals are doing, other clubs are building new superb stadiums that will draw 'customers' in, the Swamp is so out of date it is unbelievable. They really need to do a Tottenham but wont/cant because the Glazers wont spend the money. Then look at the product, they haven't got any youth plan unlike City, they haven't got a first team plan as it changes with each manager and they have owners who are bleeding them each year. The children of Rags are growing up wanting to wear a City or scouse shit shirts because they see entertaining football that gets trophies. If the Rags don't change everything soon they could go into long term decline.

 

[Tracking back]

WTF! After the years of piss-taking we endured? Are you serious?

As far as I'm concerned those arrogant, self-obsessed wankers deserve every negative thing in the world happening to them. Relegation, bankruptcy, anything and everything that diminishes their wellbeing gets a huge 'THUMBS UP' from me. And if I, in my own small way, can do something, however seemingly insignificant, to hasten the demise of that putrid collection of inbreds then I shall die a very contented man.

Beautifully put.

I concur 100%

 

[give it to gordon]

It does puzzle me that when its talked about England getting to hold the World Cup or the Europeans championship they always mention great stadiums like the swamp. We have lots of new stadiums around the country with Spurs being the latest. I don't think its doesnt England chances of holding the World Cup when they bang on about an old run down stadium which isn't great to get to. When will the press see utd for what they are ??