DRINKLEVEDRY
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You asked WHICH FAMOUS PERSON she looked like and yes I LOVE my wife and she's a proper red.You’re not physically attracted to your wife? Poor woman.
You asked WHICH FAMOUS PERSON she looked like and yes I LOVE my wife and she's a proper red.You’re not physically attracted to your wife? Poor woman.
My wife is away in Spain for a week. I did the school run this morning and currently sat having a pint on my own. Absolute bliss.
Blow up dolls are the answer I have concluded to over my pint.
The first time I met my (future) brother in law was on christmas day. he gave me an inflatable sheep (a, "Love ewe"). Far cheaper than a blow up doll and don't stare at you.
Yes I will fail in love with a plastic sheep. No shame in that. It’s the future. If anyone has a pop I will just say a plastic sheep has never taken a house off anyone.
Thanks for your input.
Mate of mine has been single for years and goes to the knocking shop to empty his bollocks every couple of weeks .
I’m 53 and been single my whole life. I used to feel lonely in the past, but not anymore. Maybe I *do* feel a bit lonely at times, but not enough to ask a bird out. I like women and enjoy their company (not that I ever *get* their company), but prefer my own space and the freedom to do whatever the fuck I want.
I’m attracted to women, but not for sex. I like their company, but in a non-sexual situation, with no physical touching. I like to be around a bird, talking etc, for a couple of hours, but then get bored of the situation, and just want to fuck off away/home after that.
Two or three times a year l’ll attend a “massage parlour” and spend a couple of hours with a Lady of the Night. Again, no physical touching, just sat talking, listening to music, smoking some weed. Although I do like her to be topless. This is just so I *do* experience some”quality time” with a chick every now and again, and am not *completely* a “Sad Bastard”.
For a sexual outlet I jack myself off every few days, fantasising about the bird who works behind the counter in the chippy, or some such thing.
I fully expect to be single ‘till the day I drop dead, and I couldn’t give a fuck. I don’t even have a dog, just the way I like it!
There is a solution for you fellaI’m 53 and been single my whole life. I used to feel lonely in the past, but not anymore. Maybe I *do* feel a bit lonely at times, but not enough to ask a bird out. I like women and enjoy their company (not that I ever *get* their company), but prefer my own space and the freedom to do whatever the fuck I want.
I’m attracted to women, but not for sex. I like their company, but in a non-sexual situation, with no physical touching. I like to be around a bird, talking etc, for a couple of hours, but then get bored of the situation, and just want to fuck off away/home after that.
Two or three times a year l’ll attend a “massage parlour” and spend a couple of hours with a Lady of the Night. Again, no physical touching, just sat talking, listening to music, smoking some weed. Although I do like her to be topless. This is just so I *do* experience some”quality time” with a chick every now and again, and am not *completely* a “Sad Bastard”.
For a sexual outlet I jack myself off every few days, fantasising about the bird who works behind the counter in the chippy, or some such thing.
I fully expect to be single ‘till the day I drop dead, and I couldn’t give a fuck. I don’t even have a dog, just the way I like it!