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Stupid little things that bug you
- Thread starter Mikem93
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Wear shorts...
In the north of England in winter?
Only lunatics do that.
Tuearts right boot
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Our postman's a lunaticIn the north of England in winter?
Only lunatics do that.
Our postman's a lunatic
Don’t get me started on those busy cunts.
BrianW
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“800 people were killed, including one British citizen.”
Like nobody gives a fcuk about the other 799.
There was a comedy sketch on about that years ago "News for goats".
Had things on it like "Fatal accident on the A88 today. No goats were involved."
lefty goldblatt
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Or shallow twunts, who use the word "cheeky"The words “just sending a gentle reminder” in an email.
Fucking “gentle”? Just say reminder!
Going out for a cheeky pint.
There's even a tosser on the radio, that does a cheeky chart run down.
YES! Bang on, I f**king hate that word.Or shallow twunts, who use the word "cheeky"
Going out for a cheeky pint.
There's even a tosser on the radio, that does a cheeky chart run down.
Bill the Blue
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My Mrs is barred from watching City on the TV with me as I say she is a jinx. It doesn’t stop her popping in and saying what’s the score as she looks at the TV. If they are losing she says, you should be beating them.She then does an about turn as she gets no response.but cannot resist saying.... “Oh Dear someone’s going to be in a bad mood later” on the way out. It is so infuriating.
Uncanny..!
You are describing my wife to a tee..!
"Don't know why you get moody when City lose, it's only football..!"
Aaaaggghhh..!
Grassland Blue
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Or shallow twunts, who use the word "cheeky"
Cheeky vimto anyone?
Going out for a cheeky pint.
There's even a tosser on the radio, that does a cheeky chart run down.
Grassland Blue
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Cheeky vimto anybody?Or shallow twunts, who use the word "cheeky"
Going out for a cheeky pint.
There's even a tosser on the radio, that does a cheeky chart run down.
purplenose
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Opening a window or door that then causes another door to slam. For some reason it boils my piss spectacularly.
aguero93:20
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I blame the chickens, tight arsed fuckers.Eggs. What used to be 'small' are now minute, medium are now small, large are now medium and you can secure a large by paying a premium for extra large. Rip off.
kaz7
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I once opened the front door just as the cat was half way through the back door,she was not amused lolOpening a window or door that then causes another door to slam. For some reason it boils my piss spectacularly.
Barcon
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Over eager door holders,
purplenose
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I once opened the front door just as the cat was half way through the back door,she was not amused lol
Cats really dont like banging doors.
sir baconface
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They prefer banging other cats.Cats really dont like banging doors.
Not quite in the ‘things that bug you’ vein, but because of my diet (for health reasons), I can’t currently have sugar...(never had a G&slimline T instead of pints watching City in the pub before last weekend..wierd).Supermarket packs of bacon with a special corner marked, “Open Here,” where the plastic film lid is left unbonded to the slightly thicker plastic base- to facilitate opening of said pack.
Except it never fucking does...
The bloody corner just rips off and you have to open the pack with a knife- just like every other sodding pack that’s gone before. Yet each new pack you think,
“this could be the one”- the one pack which opens in a convenient manner as promised. Maybe the packaging manufacturers have finally stopped sticking the fucking lid down with the same glue they use to fix heatproof tiles to the bloody space shuttle."
Walk into supermarket, half an aisle of bacon - only one product from 10’s that contains no sugar.
Wtf is sugar doing being added to bacon!
My Mrs is barred from watching City on the TV with me as I say she is a jinx. It doesn’t stop her popping in and saying what’s the score as she looks at the TV. If they are losing she says, you should be beating them.She then does an about turn as she gets no response.but cannot resist saying.... “Oh Dear someone’s going to be in a bad mood later” on the way out. It is so infuriating.
I’ve been married to my wife for more than 30 years. Before we were married she came to quite a few games, because she had nothing else to do. She’s never been a football fan, to be honest which is absolutely fine by me.
When I’m watching the game on tv, she might go and have a bath or something else. If I pop to the loo at half time, she has a habit of asking ‘has it finished?’. It’s like she is completely unaware of the 2 x 45 minute tradition favoured by the football authorities!
sir baconface
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Has she thought about becoming a referee?I’ve been married to my wife for more than 30 years. Before we were married she came to quite a few games, because she had nothing else to do. She’s never been a football fan, to be honest which is absolutely fine by me.
When I’m watching the game on tv, she might go and have a bath or something else. If I pop to the loo at half time, she has a habit of asking ‘has it finished?’. It’s like she is completely unaware of the 2 x 45 minute tradition favoured by the football authorities!