Stupid little things that bug you

I’ve been married to my wife for more than 30 years. Before we were married she came to quite a few games, because she had nothing else to do. She’s never been a football fan, to be honest which is absolutely fine by me.

When I’m watching the game on tv, she might go and have a bath or something else. If I pop to the loo at half time, she has a habit of asking ‘has it finished?’. It’s like she is completely unaware of the 2 x 45 minute tradition favoured by the football authorities!
My mother, bless her, is the best. Always asks the same question "Are you happy with the result?" Win or lose the same bloody question. Even worse when she might say "At least you scored". Aaaargh!
 
Ugly sights on the street when the weather gets warmer. Fat middle-aged women with shoulder-strap tops revealing wobbly white upper arms like slabs of whale blubber, and (just to show I'm not sexist) middle-aged men parading round in sleeveless vests or singlets. with similarly unpleasant arms on view, often hairy.

Sometimes these people are with their spouses. If I went out thus attired, Mrs BS would say "You're not coming out with me dressed like that!" pretty sharpish.
 
My mother, bless her, is the best. Always asks the same question "Are you happy with the result?" Win or lose the same bloody question. Even worse when she might say "At least you scored". Aaaargh!

I have told this story a few times on here but back in the bad old days Mrs Mist said her mother was coming round even though the Derby was on the tele. She had the sense to go in the front room whilst I watched the match, I think it was the time we were beaten 5-1 but the M-I-L stuck her head round the door to ask the score, when I told her she uttered the immortal words 'well it's only a game'. It took a long while for Mrs Mist to forgive me for the mouthful I gave her mum.
 
Ugly sights on the street when the weather gets warmer. Fat middle-aged women with shoulder-strap tops revealing wobbly white upper arms like slabs of whale blubber, and (just to show I'm not sexist) middle-aged men parading round in sleeveless vests or singlets. with similarly unpleasant arms on view, often hairy.

Sometimes these people are with their spouses. If I went out thus attired, Mrs BS would say "You're not coming out with me dressed like that!" pretty sharpish.
Oi,bingo wings is gods idea of a joke,at least he gave men man boobs as well to even it out
 
Men with hairy necks
Front or back of the neck?

My facial hair joins up with my chest hair as one continuous rug. My head hair joins up with my back hair as one continuous rug.

Keeping on top of it is a bi-weekly thing but sometimes I can’t be bothered, or ill purposely grow it all in cold weather (it makes a huge difference in keeping me warm!)
 
Front or back of the neck?

My facial hair joins up with my chest hair as one continuous rug. My head hair joins up with my back hair as one continuous rug.

Keeping on top of it is a bi-weekly thing but sometimes I can’t be bothered, or ill purposely grow it all in cold weather (it makes a huge difference in keeping me warm!)

The back, especially if their face is clean shaven, beard all neatly trimmed, a tidy haircut and they have hairy necks, ugh
 
Front or back of the neck?

My facial hair joins up with my chest hair as one continuous rug. My head hair joins up with my back hair as one continuous rug.

Keeping on top of it is a bi-weekly thing but sometimes I can’t be bothered, or ill purposely grow it all in cold weather (it makes a huge difference in keeping me warm!)



You are Chewbacca and I claim my £5..



Only Joking mate... keep your hair on..!
 
Speeding between speed bumps then slowing to snails pace when going over them. Makes my eyes twitch with violent intent.

Oh yeah, this forum too, selecting a thread to view but pressing it just at the moment the ad kicks in and makes me select the wrong thread.
 
Speeding between speed bumps then slowing to snails pace when going over them. Makes my eyes twitch with violent intent.

Oh yeah, this forum too, selecting a thread to view but pressing it just at the moment the ad kicks in and makes me select the wrong thread.
Life's a bitch and then you die;)
 

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