Stupid little things that bug you

[Mike Cledford]

On Masterchef when John Torode says "You'll be cooking to impress Gregg and I".

If Gregg Wallace was away, would Torode say "You'll be cooking to impress I"?

(Not that I watch it, but the Mrs likes to put it on..............................)

Gĺad l am not the only pedant on that one.
Then they say 'but the Queen says that at Christmas'. And HM says 'do l fuck as like'

 

[Aeromania]

People loudly whistling tunes to themselves.

 

[mikemcfc]

for the right reasons of course, that the Madrid tie is postponed,
but it bothers me no end that we won't have our go at them and UEFA at this time.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

for the right reasons of course, that the Madrid tie is postponed,
but it bothers me no end that we won't have our go at them and UEFA at this time.

All them whistles wasted.


Boooooo!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Too many announcements on trains.
'See it, say it, sorted!'
being one.
I have heard a new one this morning about binning tissues.
The world has driven me mad!!

 

[Newman Noggs]

People who turn off plugs at the socket so when I think I've been charging my phone for an hour before leaving for work, I find it's still at 7%.

 

[Bill Walker]

for the right reasons of course, that the Madrid tie is postponed,
but it bothers me no end that we won't have our go at them and UEFA at this time.

Why can't these games be played behind closed doors, and televised ?

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

10 car trains that are actually 2 5 car trains attached together, they look stupid and you can't walk the train to find a seat

 

[mikemcfc]

Why can't these games be played behind closed doors, and televised ?

the damage is done with the Madrid footy players having come in contact with that infected basketball player so it would be a tall order.

 

[manchester blue]

Why can't these games be played behind closed doors, and televised ?

Because footballers catch it too.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

the damage is done with the Madrid footy players having come in contact with that infected basketball player so it would be a tall order.

Well, he is a basketball player

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Because footballers catch it too.

Pray for Mikel.
Wenger was probably immune though

 

[mikemcfc]

Well, he is a basketball player

Ha, glad you got there, they also avoid a foul for traveling. How are those two jokes for a double dribble?
well, now it's a three-pointer.

 

[KS55]

10 car trains that are actually 2 5 car trains attached together, they look stupid and you can't walk the train to find a seat

"We are sorry to announce that the 10.15 to Crewe has been cancelled, for looking stupid."

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Football programmes that show goals from games from the worst angles available, like Football Focus have just done with the Leicester v Aston Villa goals.

Can’t get any sort of understanding of some goals from some angles. Waste of time showing them.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Football programmes that show goals from games from the worst angles available, like Football Focus have just done with the Leicester v Aston Villa goals.

Can’t get any sort of understanding of some goals from some angles. Waste of time showing them.

Add to that, football coverage during a game, where you miss half of the fucking game cos they show the managers, the subs, the VAR room, some fat **** in row 17, footage froma helicopter of the stadium. Fuck off, show me the bleeding game!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who call Ibuprofen; “ibufren”.

 

[bluemcr]

People who blow their nose into a handkerchief, give it a good wipe, then put it back into their pocket for next time.

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

The fat person who claims the middle seat on a plane.....torso and legs encroaching onto your ‘side’....

 

[GaudinoMotors]

The foil on berocca