Liverpool thread 2019/20

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Used to say Klopp was always the bridesmaid and never the bride. This year he's managed to get engaged, buy a wedding dress, choose a cake and booked the honeymoon, only to be jilted at the alter.

their end of season DVD will be entitled Bridget Klopp's diary.
That’s hilarious
 
We should probably be a bit bigger than this and just hand them the title as let's face it they would have got the 6 pts between now and May. However, I'm personally confident that if I end up on my death bed breathing my last in a few weeks time, I will still be able to muster a chuckle from my lungs as they fill with my own fluid and I slip away knowing that those ****s saw the title slip from their grasp again. I'm also ensuring there are enough funds set aside for my loved ones to have something snide about the dippers not winning the title engraved on my headstone. Hopefully the majority of folk are not quite this petty and bitter otherwise I despair for the future of humanity.
It is a funny thought but would it honestly be worth listening to those fvckers whinge, and whinge, and whinge and whinge and whinge forever about how its not fair how they are victims etc? I could not bear it. I'd rather just see them handed it tbh. It will be an anti climax for them anyway if they're just handed it after 30 years of waiting. Especially if they're not allowed a parade.
 
It is a funny thought but would it honestly be worth listening to those fvckers whinge, and whinge, and whinge and whinge and whinge forever about how its not fair how they are victims etc? I could not bear it. I'd rather just see them handed it tbh. It will be an anti climax for them anyway if they're just handed it after 30 years of waiting. Especially if they're not allowed a parade.
30 years and no one cares lol
 
It is a funny thought but would it honestly be worth listening to those fvckers whinge, and whinge, and whinge and whinge and whinge forever about how its not fair how they are victims etc? I could not bear it. I'd rather just see them handed it tbh. It will be an anti climax for them anyway if they're just handed it after 30 years of waiting. Especially if they're not allowed a parade.
Could you please explain to me when in the last 30 years we have ever been spared this whinging? It's still there, it's just been drowned out by chicken counting triumphalism in the last 6 months.
 
It's a national tragedy that earlier in the week RAWK admin decided to lock their 'Chasing the title' thread. During long stretches of social isolation as a result of this virus, the joy it could have brought to many on the internet is now lost.
 
It may have been posted on here before, apologies if so, but a work colleague told me about this site, it calculates expected goals for every game, and therefore expected points based on God knows how much data.
Puts a little perspective to how "good" this Liverpool team have actually been.
And doesn't even take VAR into account either.
https://understat.com/league/EPL/2019
 
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We're back on our perch! Right, yeah


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I know my 70+ year-old eyes are a bit faded but when I first saw this I honestly thought the printing was a joke and I read it as "Iver Poo"
 
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