Stupid little things that bug you

[citizen_maine]

I was in the Co-op today. Patiently standing on one marker after another in the queue, like you do. But this young woman kept pushing forward and standing within a foot of me. Every time I moved to the next marker, so did she, like she was my girlfriend or something.

Normally, at my age, I'd be flattered. In present circumstances I kept thinking "Stupid cow - stupid cow!"

I almost expected her to follow me out and get in the fucking car.

That's where you were going wrong. You should have been saying it loudly

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Have you tried a sit down piss?

All the rage in my house since having kids (no longer a risk waking them when going for a leak).......

 

[halfmist]

All the rage in my house since having kids (no longer a risk waking them when going for a leak).......

The only problem with a sit down piss, particularly when your in the middle of a shit and having a read is, if your not careful the piss flows out between the toilet seat and the bowl all over your Kex. If the Good Lord had wanted us to sit whilst having a pee he would have designed our knob with a right angle in it.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Teenagers who call their parents by their first name.Show some respect you spoilt little twat.
Oh, and teenagers.

I call my Mam+Dad “Mother” and “Father”.

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

There's a resteraunt near me called Albert's, it's on the east lancs road in Swinton, it has an M27 postcode, which is the postcode for, you guessed it....Swinton.

It is a resteraunt in Swinton.

But they insist in calling themselves Albert's of Worsley. It isn't in Worsley you pretentious, lying bastards. Really winds up.

used to see a girl about 20 years ago...whenever she was introduced to someone she'd say she was from Worsley.....she lived in Little fuckin Hulton.....

 

[Bill Walker]

When Americans say "can I come with"

 

[Winchester]

People/Firms who use The Term "Issues"

When it should be "Problems "

 

[Barcon]

When Kiwis say, "I need to scrub my deck".

 

[Deleted member 77198]

When Kiwis say, "I need to scrub my deck".

Is it a euphemism?

 

[Banned Tosspot]

When you're in the bath/shower and you need a shit.