Stupid little things that bug you

[ray21]

People queuing outside stores at the moment standing in between the 2metre markers and looking at their phones as people move forward.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who think the way you speak is any sign of intelligence bug me.

Innit dough?

 

[Halloween Jack]

People who say "a bite to eat"

 

[Ballet-on-ice]

When they call a restaurant a posh name incorporating the name of the street it's on.
We have a posh street near us called Tedder Avenue.
So all the businesses are called something like "Mark B on Tedder"

Pretentious twats. Haha.

There's a resteraunt near me called Albert's, it's on the east lancs road in Swinton, it has an M27 postcode, which is the postcode for, you guessed it....Swinton.

It is a resteraunt in Swinton.

But they insist in calling themselves Albert's of Worsley. It isn't in Worsley you pretentious, lying bastards. Really winds up.

 

[antspider]

One stupid little thing that bugs me is the wife will keep talking to me whilst I’m trying to knock one out!!

 

[solley attwell]

Since we're on the subject of accents. As a Dubliner we tend to keep the 'g' silent on the end of words like 'going', shopping and playing etc. So when I hear fellow dubs trying desperately hard to fit in the 'g' it makes me cringe
Perfect examples Conor McGregor and Frank Stapleton
I know I'm showing my peasant side

 

[Ballet-on-ice]

Since we're on the subject of accents. As a Dubliner we tend to keep the 'g' silent on the end of words like 'going', shopping and playing etc. So when I hear fellow dubs trying desperately hard to fit in the 'g' it makes me cringe
Perfect examples Conor McGregor and Frank Stapleton
I know I'm showing my peasant side

Bogtrotter!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

There's a resteraunt near me called Albert's, it's on the east lancs road in Swinton, it has an M27 postcode, which is the postcode for, you guessed it....Swinton.

It is a resteraunt in Swinton.

But they insist in calling themselves Albert's of Worsley. It isn't in Worsley you pretentious, lying bastards. Really winds up.

Near me, there’s a long standing rugby club called Bowdon RUFC. It’s not in Bowdon (Bowdon is on the other side of Altrincham town centre), it’s on the Timperley side of Clay Lane at the back of the Broomwood council estate.

Even more annoyingly, immediately next door to this, a gym opened up last decade on the same side of Clay Lane as the rugby club. They called themselves Hale Country Club and Spa.

Again, it’s not in Hale, it’s in Timperley, also at the back of the Broomwood council estate, and not in the countryside (so why call itself “Country Club”?).

And further, frustratingly, on the gym’s website it describes itself as being “in the heart of Cheshire” when Timperley (and Bowdon and Hale too) is in Trafford.

So on the Timperley side of Clay Lane there is Bowden RUFC and Hale CC&S (“in the heart of Cheshire”), in Trafford, Greater Manchester, within the continuous Manchester conurbation.

 

[give it to gordon]

Weather forecast.....

Checked forecast today sunny spells and breeze. I wash the car, polish car, Hoover the inside and roof, clean the dash etc.

Finish look at the forecast now forecasting showers this afternoon. Why cant they even forecast the right weather for just a few hours ? :(

 

[Cellarite]

Near me, there’s a long standing rugby club called Bowdon RUFC. It’s not in Bowdon (Bowdon is on the other side of Altrincham town centre), it’s on the Timperley side of Clay Lane at the back of the Broomwood council estate.

Even more annoyingly, immediately next door to this, a gym opened up last decade on the same side of Clay Lane as the rugby club. They called themselves Hale Country Club and Spa.

Again, it’s not in Hale, it’s in Timperley, also at the back of the Broomwood council estate, and not in the countryside (so why call itself “Country Club”?).

And further, frustratingly, on the gym’s website it describes itself as being “in the heart of Cheshire” when Timperley (and Bowdon and Hale too) is in Trafford.

So on the Timperley side of Clay Lane there is Bowden RUFC and Hale CC&S (“in the heart of Cheshire”), in Trafford, Greater Manchester, within the continuous Manchester conurbation.

There’s this football team who play in Trafford...

 

[give it to gordon]

And my missus insists on buying the DM every Saturday

 

[AJ71]

There's a resteraunt near me called Albert's, it's on the east lancs road in Swinton, it has an M27 postcode, which is the postcode for, you guessed it....Swinton.

It is a resteraunt in Swinton.

But they insist in calling themselves Albert's of Worsley. It isn't in Worsley you pretentious, lying bastards. Really winds up.

Used to work with someone, who when giving their address would say Handforth, Wilmslow. It's fucking not in Wilmslow.
Equally the whole Altincham / Hale thing. Why don't people just say where they actually live.

 

[geared]

When I walk into a kitchen or bathroom with dry socks and come out with wet socks.

 

[BrianW]

I was in the Co-op today. Patiently standing on one marker after another in the queue, like you do. But this young woman kept pushing forward and standing within a foot of me. Every time I moved to the next marker, so did she, like she was my girlfriend or something.

Normally, at my age, I'd be flattered. In present circumstances I kept thinking "Stupid cow - stupid cow!"

I almost expected her to follow me out and get in the fucking car.

 

[Cellarite]

When I walk into a kitchen or bathroom with dry socks and come out with wet socks.

Have you tried a sit down piss?

 

[doots]

Teenagers who call their parents by their first name.Show some respect you spoilt little twat.
Oh, and teenagers.

 

[citizen_maine]

I was in the Co-op today. Patiently standing on one marker after another in the queue, like you do. But this young woman kept pushing forward and standing within a foot of me. Every time I moved to the next marker, so did she, like she was my girlfriend or something.

Normally, at my age, I'd be flattered. In present circumstances I kept thinking "Stupid cow - stupid cow!"

I almost expected her to follow me out and get in the fucking car.

That's where you were going wrong. You should have been saying it loudly

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Have you tried a sit down piss?

All the rage in my house since having kids (no longer a risk waking them when going for a leak).......

 

[halfmist]

All the rage in my house since having kids (no longer a risk waking them when going for a leak).......

The only problem with a sit down piss, particularly when your in the middle of a shit and having a read is, if your not careful the piss flows out between the toilet seat and the bowl all over your Kex. If the Good Lord had wanted us to sit whilst having a pee he would have designed our knob with a right angle in it.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Teenagers who call their parents by their first name.Show some respect you spoilt little twat.
Oh, and teenagers.

I call my Mam+Dad “Mother” and “Father”.