Stupid little things that bug you

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Those posters who disagree with others and put the one word 'Reported'. You can smell their smug self dasatisfaction from here.

Reported.

 

[Ballet-on-ice]

Any human that breathes

You're a misanthrope like me.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

All the pumps at Morrisons in Swinton are rigged to stop at 01 pence..

Plays havoc with my OCD, means I've got to round it up to the next fiver... 01 pence again..

.. Before I know it I've filled the tank with £65.01 pounds worth of fuel.. I only called in for twenty quids worth ffs..!

You need help

 

[normskih]

Near me, there’s a long standing rugby club called Bowdon RUFC. It’s not in Bowdon (Bowdon is on the other side of Altrincham town centre), it’s on the Timperley side of Clay Lane at the back of the Broomwood council estate.

Even more annoyingly, immediately next door to this, a gym opened up last decade on the same side of Clay Lane as the rugby club. They called themselves Hale Country Club and Spa.

Again, it’s not in Hale, it’s in Timperley, also at the back of the Broomwood council estate, and not in the countryside (so why call itself “Country Club”?).

And further, frustratingly, on the gym’s website it describes itself as being “in the heart of Cheshire” when Timperley (and Bowdon and Hale too) is in Trafford.

So on the Timperley side of Clay Lane there is Bowden RUFC and Hale CC&S (“in the heart of Cheshire”), in Trafford, Greater Manchester, within the continuous Manchester conurbation.

Did they knock down The Silver Wings club for that gym?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

The only problem with a sit down piss, particularly when your in the middle of a shit and having a read is, if your not careful the piss flows out between the toilet seat and the bowl all over your Kex. If the Good Lord had wanted us to sit whilst having a pee he would have designed our knob with a right angle in it.

Or just give you a bigger dick :)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Did they knock down The Silver Wings club for that gym?

Yes. That’s exactly where the site of the gym is.

 

[normskih]

Yes. That’s exactly where the site of the gym is.

I sometimes drive down Clay Lane but can only glance over and I'd forgotten exactly where the club was. No wonder I could no longer see it.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Somehow I have managed to change the language on the menu on my telly. Now Im knackered for trying to change it back without causing untold problems. Dont know how it happened, but it is very annoying

 

[Bill the Blue]

You need help

Sorry for just getting back to you, I've been arranging all the tins in the cupboard so the labels are facing forward.. soups, beans, tomatoes etc..!

32 tea bags in the caddy at all times and the coffee not dropping below the line on the jar..!


Btw, I was kidding re fueling up the car..


I stopped at £30.01..

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Sorry for just getting back to you, I've been arranging all the tins in the cupboard so the labels are facing forward.. soups, beans, tomatoes etc..!

32 tea bags in the caddy at all times and the coffee not dropping below the line on the jar..!


Btw, I was kidding re fueling up the car..


I stopped at £30.01..

I’m like that n’all. Everything has its place and everything is very orderly. Labels facing out at all times.

If I ever break £30.00, I have to get to £30.30, make sure it’s a good number.