Liverpool thread 2019/20

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[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

People of his age need to think long and hard before installing the internet in their homes.

 

[shackattack]

...surely that alone secures him legend status with the cult?

He is certainly not unique as carragher once claimed in his book that he had to stop some heavies ( John Barnes, Jan Molby maybe ?? ) from attacking an ex Blackburn player.
No one is safe from them, and heaven forbid anyone who criticises them.
Bullets in the post, trawling your twitter account for decades etc

 

[KentBlue]

People of his age need to think long and hard before installing the internet in their homes.

Aldridge? Thinking? There's always a first, I suppose.

 

[glyncity]

Bernardo , not only living in the red Scousers heads rent free , hes knocked a few walls out and built an extension...

 

[Blueboy73]

No one is safe from them, and heaven forbid anyone who criticises them.

Colin Mafham says hi ;-)

 

[shackattack]

Colin Mafham says hi ;-)

Mentioned both the H words if i recall.
Also said their fans frightened the living daylights out of him.
Aldo must have been on the carlsberg super all day and left him a voicemail " Koooooof Colin " :-)

 

[KentBlue]

Didn’t know about this Colin Mafham chap. Just had a quick look - what a surprise...fucking dippers, offended by everything, etc.

Everyday my utter hatred of that club grows more and more intense.


Absolute fucking scum.

 

[Blueboy73]

Mentioned both the H words if i recall.
Also said their fans frightened the living daylights out of him.
Aldo must have been on the carlsberg super all day and left him a voicemail " Koooooof Colin " :-)

I hope Colin doesn't keep Pigeons as a hobby if the "legend" that is Aldo got wind of his article.

 

[super_city_si]

Whatever happened to this bombshell we were going to drop? Load of crap?

 

[shackattack]

I hope Colin doesn't keep Pigeons as a hobby if the "legend" that is Aldo got wind of his article.

I have a confession to make here ( deep breath, 3 hail mary's )....i own his book " the real aldo - sound as a pound " . If ever I feel shit about everton which is most days I read a quote from it.
It's a cathartic process and reassures me of why I hate them so much. He epitomises all they stand for.

 

[LongsightM13]

Today of all days is probably appropriate to remind everyone what John Aldridge is like

Redirect Notice

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

Anyone heard anything about one of their players picking up an injury?

 

[Blueboy73]

I have a confession to make here ( deep breath, 3 hail mary's )....i own his book " the real aldo - sound as a pound " . If ever I feel shit about everton which is most days I read a quote from it.
It's a cathartic process and reassures me of why I hate them so much. He epitomises all they stand for.

Good old Aldo.
Whenever you think it can't get any worse, Aldo is there, the Jack Duckworth of the football world waiting for his Pigeons:-)

 

[shackattack]

I can't embed videos on this new format but there's a great video of a young lad refusing to shake his hand at a kids team award. The lad and dad are obviously blues and the kids dad is shouting fcuk off aldo from the front of the stage. Childish but funny

 

[Vienna_70]

They should really be renamed Scientology FC

I think I’ll stick to Littlewoods.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I have a confession to make here ( deep breath, 3 hail mary's )....i own his book " the real aldo - sound as a pound " . If ever I feel shit about everton which is most days I read a quote from it.
It's a cathartic process and reassures me of why I hate them so much. He epitomises all they stand for.

Is there still a toilet paper shortage in the UK?

 

[glyncity]

"The real Aldo"...like anyone would want to impersonate the ****

 

[Dirty Harry]

Should have called it “the fake Ian Rush” !

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Can somebody tell me what the story of Aldridge and the pigeon

Once upon a time Aldridge and a pigeon had a duel of wit and intelligence. The pigeon won. To celebrate, the pigeon took a huge ceremonious dump in Aldridge’s mouth and since that fateful day, the stupid, unfunny twat has talked shit.
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