It's Quiet thread 14 - 'do one' edition

[The Blue]

Can't see us waiting around until next week, surely?! If he fancies coming get it done asap, no thinking time!

 

[Gremlin]

Brilliant. Dupe him into believing it doesn't rain in Manchester until he's signed on the dotted line.

They'll be draining the Bridgewater canal as we speak so he doesn't see the shitey brown water as he passes.

I wouldn't do that - he'll only see what's at the bottom of it.

 

[Cellarite]

Would be good nights if they've got his dad over though - all he can eat and £10 off. I've heard his dad likes to keep his bills down as well, so he'll be all over it.

Fucking hell. With strategic planning like that, you should be on the board. Push the boat out and get him a dessert.

 

[City Raider]

Just catching up.

He’s gone full Sookie.

Oh fuck

 

[Cellarite]

I wouldn't do that - he'll only see what's at the bottom of it.

Fill the fucker in afterwards obviously. They point out the tree on the banks of said canal where I was treated to my first erm … let's just say Natalie D needed to wipe the dirt off the knees of her jeans before she got home that night. I do believe we'd drawn 3-3 with Southampton at Maine Road earlier that day.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I’m getting a little concerned that all this Messi palaver is taking vital resources away from getting the Jonny Evans deal over the line

FFS JFE

 

[dhruvblue]

View attachment 936 contract signing / unveiling next week? Medical done by Culgat same as Torres

She reports PSG preparing an offer

 

[Gremlin]

Fill the fucker in afterwards obviously. They point out the tree on the banks of said canal where I was treated to my first erm … let's just say Natalie D needed to wipe the dirt off the knees of her jeans before she got home that night. I do believe we'd drawn 3-3 with Southampton at Maine Road earlier that day.

Perhaps we could draft Natalie in again to help seal the deal?

(this is the point where you tell me she is now your wife)

 

[himalayan_blues]

Are we just relying on Tolmie for any transfers news ? Aren't here anyone else ? Where are ezzy or others ? I thought Billy shears was one ? I wonder who others are ? if they are also they are not posting anything.

 

[Phil1]

Are we just relying on Tolmie for any transfers news ? Aren't here anyone else ? Where are ezzy or others ? I thought Billy shears was one ? I wonder who others are ? if they are also they are not posting anything.

All at the airport, mate.

 

[Cellarite]

Perhaps we could draft Natalie in again to help seal the deal?

(this is the point where you tell me she is now your wife)

Hell no. She wasn't even my girlfriend. Me and Natalie had just walked her home.

 

[himalayan_blues]

All at the airport, mate.

May be receiving Messi's father.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Hell no. She wasn't even my girlfriend. Me and Natalie had just walked her home.

Did you take her up the back ginnel

 

[Cellarite]

Did you take her up the back ginnel

She didn't let me take her anywhere - that's the reason I ended up on the banks of the canal with Natalie.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Fill the fucker in afterwards obviously. They point out the tree on the banks of said canal where I was treated to my first erm … let's just say Natalie D needed to wipe the dirt off the knees of her jeans before she got home that night. I do believe we'd drawn 3-3 with Southampton at Maine Road earlier that day.

And if that’s the Grobelaar game you’re talking about that means it wasn’t just the bookies that got stuffed that night?

 

[cleavers]

Keep him away for a couple more days, it been hoofing it down here for the last few days but might be a bit nicer by the weekend.

Unfortunately while the sun may shine, it'll be colder than January is in Barcelona.

 

[Cellarite]

And if that’s the Grobelaar game you’re talking about that means it wasn’t just the bookies that got stuffed that night?

Having checked google for the line ups, I can confirm that Bruce Grobbellaar kept goal for the Saints that day.

If we were playing scrabble and his surname was your rack of letters, you could use some of them to make a word that's very relevant to the story. Natalie would be so proud if she knew that her oral abilities were providing a welcome distraction to the Messi transfer saga some 26 years later.

 

[higgi1p]

Are we just relying on Tolmie for any transfers news ? Aren't here anyone else ? Where are ezzy or others ? I thought Billy shears was one ? I wonder who others are ? if they are also they are not posting anything.

Yes been noticeable by there absence

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

The talking, the negotiating is already over.

There is nothing left to determine from either side in terms of his willingness to join and our willingness to pay him what he requires.

Messi isn't flinching by the sounds of it.

 

[Mancini Manus Domini]

I live near the Etihad and we've just had a helicopter overhead for 20 minutes doing a few circuits of the whole campus. Could be showing Messi's dad around.