Lionel Messi | Joins Inter Miami (pg4111)

[Coatigan]

Conversation with my missus just went like this.
Her - Come off your phone please babe
Me - one minute
Her - please, you’ve been on it all fucking week
Me - one minute
Her - it’s my fucking birthday, we are out in a bar with my mum and dad who have flown over especially and you’ve not said a word in an hour
Me - one minute..

You can pass on the lesson's you've learned. like, what GOAT means, and that VPNs automatically pick a liverpool based IPN. And thay anchovy jam, is a real thing, who fucking knew!

 

[BimboBob]

Conversation with my missus just went like this.
Her - Come off your phone please babe
Me - one minute
Her - please, you’ve been on it all fucking week
Me - one minute
Her - it’s my fucking birthday, we are out in a bar with my mum and dad who have flown over especially and you’ve not said a word in an hour
Me - one minute..

Porn?

 

[LongsightM13]

Just got in from work and worryingly there seems to have been a huge drop off in optimism on this thread? Only read the last three pages - has something happened?

Just hysterical fannies losing their shit at every tweet and a few wums knocking about. Otherwise no.

 

[RayCTID]

What does GOAT mean?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

That sounds funcky

There is no C in funky unless you're a **** ; )

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Conversation with my missus just went like this.
Her - Come off your phone please babe
Me - one minute
Her - please, you’ve been on it all fucking week
Me - one minute
Her - it’s my fucking birthday, we are out in a bar

 

[manimanc]

Conversation with my missus just went like this.
Her - Come off your phone please babe
Me - one minute
Her - please, you’ve been on it all fucking week
Me - one minute
Her - it’s my fucking birthday, we are out in a bar with my mum and dad who have flown over especially and you’ve not said a word in an hour
Me - one minute..

Ha ha that could quite easily be me.

 

[RayCTID]

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[Akpowell]

Day off today for the entire squad apparently

That's convenient

 

[Leeky]

Conversation with my missus just went like this.
Her - Come off your phone please babe
Me - one minute
Her - please, you’ve been on it all fucking week
Me - one minute
Her - it’s my fucking birthday, we are out in a bar with my mum and dad who have flown over especially and you’ve not said a word in an hour
Me - one minute..

I wouldn’t of bothered talking to her

 

[Phil1]

I wouldn’t of bothered talking to her

I wouldn’t have if it wasn’t her birthday.

 

[hazmcfc]

For me, its this year or never, I already thought we will get 2 very good years out of him and the 3rd would be a bit of a send-off year. 1 very good year and 2 send-off years is a no-no.

 

[Leeky]

If we get him will you keep posting ?

bit tetchy today, might need to get your pussy out

 

[Akpowell]

His legal team sent over legal documentation stating that he was leaving last week.

How needy are you?

Did they though

 

[Ashleymcduff]

Messi:

“I’m done with this, I’m leaving to City and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.”

Barcelona: “No.”

Messi: “Okay then I stay”

 

[Andouble]

so essentially is everything the same from before the bloke flew across the Atlantic for a nice meal. Carry on

 

[kdbrise]

He’s staying At Barca , used us for clout again so twitter is saying

It's a win-win for us anyway, the fact that we were the favourites to sign the best footballer in the world would have upped our stock as a club.
Only worry is I have to delete these snaps which I took to use against salty rags on social media if we signed Messi.

 

[Falz]

That's convenient

Maybe Koeman wanted a word

 

[City Raider]

Maybe the messi camp got scared off my John Barnes

That’s a funny name for it

 

[RayCTID]

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