Most pissed you have been at a game..

Sheffield United away I was about 17 or 18. Out the night before up early abergeldi cafe for breakfast 9:30am train, several cans of Stella. In sheffield went to pub opposite station. Then someone told us of a pub that sold this beer where you could only have half a pint it was so strong. Was sick all over the toilet after drinking said beer. Back to the pub near station. Only other memory of the day is we equalised in the last minute as went other a barrier and thats about it don't know how I got home.
 
uweuweuwe said:
Sheffield United away I was about 17 or 18. Out the night before up early abergeldi cafe for breakfast 9:30am train, several cans of Stella. In sheffield went to pub opposite station. Then someone told us of a pub that sold this beer where you could only have half a pint it was so strong. Was sick all over the toilet after drinking said beer. Back to the pub near station. Only other memory of the day is we equalised in the last minute as went other a barrier and thats about it don't know how I got home.
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I remember that pub from when my girlfriend at the time was at Uni in Sheffield.
 
Ric said:
Pretty much every European away game I've been to. Schalke away in 2008 was particularly bad though. Nearly fell into the tier below at one point.
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I wasn't gonna mention this one but yeah, i was pretty fucked meself after coaching it from 'Dam to Gelsenkirken. I recall ringing my Ma at some point to tell her i was lost on a train in Germany and may be some time.

other notable piss-ups include;
wembley 99 (pissed before Whitefield roundabout.
Forest away when they shut the pubs.
Ajax (luckily)
Wigan at wembley (spotted by Ric just as i was about to get my head down in a bus stop)
Newcastle away
Aguerrrrrooooooo day. Must've been on about a pint every 10 minutes well before kick-off.
Rags at home (KOMPANY)
 
Sheff Wednesday away, last game of the season 93/94. Boozing in the Broomhill Tavern the lot of us were wankered after having started at Piccadilly prior to getting on the train. We'd actually forgotten we'd gone to a match until someone mentioned it was 5 to 3 and we were about 3/4 miles from Hillsborough. We had a late addition to the travelling party... A Birmingham supporting friend. He wasn't sat with us... he was in the corner between the West Stand and the Leppings Lane end... there was one seat on its own right at the front and he was sat on it fast asleep throughout. We had to go back into the ground after we'd left because he was still comatose.
 
Scottyboi said:
Derby in 2010 I think scholes scored a header last minute, I had loads of Stella and was drinking Fenny Indian Whiskey straight, was steaming and at full time undid the bolts on the metal seg gates to get at United and was put in a headlock by security haha.

United got chased back into the ground after the match and city ended up rocking the riot vans until the dogs came out.

Was steaming for the FA cup final too me and my mates agreed that if we won we would all jump in the canal on the way back the town as we watched it in the Manchester. I was too pissed to climb back out had to be dragged up and my mate cut his foot open on broken glass.
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Love a bit of Feni.
 
johnnytapia said:
Schalke away. Walked in just as they were about to kick off. Went arse over tit down several rows of seats and was promptly carted out by Gelsenkirchen's finest, slung in a van and driven to the outskirts of the town. Walked back and arrived at the coachpark just as Raz got the winner. Still got my "Kumpl credit card" that you had to use to buy beer in the ground. Got ten quid on it.

The whole of the nineties every away game, cracking open the Stella with Jimmy, George in Stevie Clark's car on Prinny Parkway at 8 in the morning as we headed to Wycombe, Darlington, Northampton, Grimsby, Bristol Rovers and all points in-between. Utterly arseholed and often fast asleep for at least half the game. The football was shite, the trips were the absolute bollocks.
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That's 2 of us, and i also ended up at a coach park
 
Swansea away in May 2013, the week before the awful Wigan cup final. We were comfortably 2nd, United had already won the league and it was a bank holiday weekend. Think we drew 0-0, Mancini's last league game. One of them games where you go just because why not. On a coach from 6am, can't remember what I was drinking. I left the ground after about 15 minutes, my mate has a video of me lay on a grass verge near our coach fast asleep snoring and it's not even half time.

Don't think I was that bad in the ground but Bayern away in 2011 in that Augustiner Keller. I was that pissed I remember crying on the way to the ground, about what I don't know.

Chelsea away in the FA Cup in 2016, there was talk of Pellers playing the kids but once we saw the team me and two others decided to not bother going in the ground (match ticket was about £45), vague memory of celebrating our equaliser in a pub and getting thrown out, was asleep in a pub whilst the game was still going on.

My mate was that pissed at Everton in 2011 that he fell asleep in the toilets and woke up 45 minutes after the game, stadium was completely empty apart from one groundsman who had to come and let him out
 
liamctid said:
Swansea away in May 2013, the week before the awful Wigan cup final. We were comfortably 2nd, United had already won the league and it was a bank holiday weekend. Think we drew 0-0, Mancini's last league game. One of them games where you go just because why not. On a coach from 6am, can't remember what I was drinking. I left the ground after about 15 minutes, my mate has a video of me lay on a grass verge near our coach fast asleep snoring and it's not even half time.

Don't think I was that bad in the ground but Bayern away in 2011 in that Augustiner Keller. I was that pissed I remember crying on the way to the ground, about what I don't know.

Chelsea away in the FA Cup in 2016, there was talk of Pellers playing the kids but once we saw the team me and two others decided to not bother going in the ground (match ticket was about £45), vague memory of celebrating our equaliser in a pub and getting thrown out, was asleep in a pub whilst the game was still going on.

My mate was that pissed at Everton in 2011 that he fell asleep in the toilets and woke up 45 minutes after the game, stadium was completely empty apart from one groundsman who had to come and let him out
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Bayern away I was dancing on the tables in some big park and tried to jump over to my mates table. Went flying and nearly broke my ribs
 
Impossible for me to remember which of the many were worse. Lokeren away, i went in the wrong hotel, and understandly struggled to find my room.

Swansea away managed to lock myself out of the hotel in my undies.

I cannot reveal the really bad ones.
 
uweuweuwe said:
Sheffield United away I was about 17 or 18. Out the night before up early abergeldi cafe for breakfast 9:30am train, several cans of Stella. In sheffield went to pub opposite station. Then someone told us of a pub that sold this beer where you could only have half a pint it was so strong. Was sick all over the toilet after drinking said beer. Back to the pub near station. Only other memory of the day is we equalised in the last minute as went other a barrier and thats about it don't know how I got home.
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It was the Frog and Parrot on West St that sold the strong stuff, there was one beer they only sold a third of a pint at a time, it was like drinking treacle, horrible.
 
Yeah, definitely Bayern away the first time during Oktoberfest.

Spent the entire day in the tents (great day). I've no recollection of the game though, or getting to the ground etc. But for some blurry pictures I wouldn't have known I'd been to the ground so I was pleased to get the chance to go back the other times.

I've tried to pace myself a bit better on the day of the game at least since then.

Having said that though, my memory of Schalke away a couple of years ago is a little hazy too.
 
cptaidan88 said:
Yeah, definitely Bayern away the first time during Oktoberfest.

Spent the entire day in the tents (great day). I've no recollection of the game though, or getting to the ground etc. But for some blurry pictures I wouldn't have known I'd been to the ground so I was pleased to get the chance to go back the other times.

I've tried to pace myself a bit better on the day of the game at least since then.

Having said that though, my memory of Schalke away a couple of years ago is a little hazy too.
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You are probably just allergic against German beer... ;)
 
That trip city had to Romania under Mark Hughes sounded like a good one, read the police were that bored they were being taxis for city fans taking them to strip bars or something along them lines. Was it Timisoaura?
 
Finally a proper thread. Right forget the play off final, Gillingham, away in the league. Me and 3 others got the 7am train down. I stupidly took 4 cans of lager thinking they would want a drink, they didnt so I did the 4. Then beer in London and Gillingham. I was that wrecked I climbed onto a wall and had a sleep before the match. It turned out it was a railway bridge ! Thank fuck I didnt turn over in my sleep.
Anyway, saw the match, back on the piss in Gillingham and London and I only let myself down when we finished off in the boozer by Euston on Guinness. I couldn't manage the last pint so took it with me on the train. when I woke up in Manchester the full pint was still on the table.
Someone saw me at the match and later commented that he has never seen anyone as pissed as me before
 
Blue Mist said:
Finally a proper thread. Right forget the play off final, Gillingham, away in the league. Me and 3 others got the 7am train down. I stupidly took 4 cans of lager thinking they would want a drink, they didnt so I did the 4. Then beer in London and Gillingham. I was that wrecked I climbed onto a wall and had a sleep before the match. It turned out it was a railway bridge ! Thank fuck I didnt turn over in my sleep.
Anyway, saw the match, back on the piss in Gillingham and London and I only let myself down when we finished off in the boozer by Euston on Guinness. I couldn't manage the last pint so took it with me on the train. when I woke up in Manchester the full pint was still on the table.
Someone saw me at the match and later commented that he has never seen anyone as pissed as me before
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Yeah us lot from Heywood went that game, on the beer all the way down there and it seemed like we were travelling to france it took that long on the coach. Found a boozer with a big beer garden down there and sat in the sun and carried on knocking them back. Then we had to walk down to the ground, all in a line across the road absolutely bobbins, then one of the lads at the end of the line fell into the lad next to him, and so creating a spectacle of human domino's. We all hit the deck,but for the last two who ended up through someones privets and faced down on someones lawn.
Shit ground but a monster session
 
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