Marina Hyde:
My favourite ever political doorstep question came from Michael Crick, who greeted a certain New Labour figure with the early morning salutation: “Will you be telling any LIES today, Mr Mandelson?” It only needs light repurposing to apply currently to almost every Conservative MP, who should really spend Christmas being greeted by their spouse at the breakfast table with the inquiry: “Good morning, dear. Will you be telling any lies to yourself today?”
The answer, as it was with Peter Mandelson, is a decided: yes. Yes, very much so. I will be leading myself right up the garden path this morning, then taking myself for a ride this afternoon.
The sheer volume of bullshit that Tory MPs are currently required to feed themselves and swallow includes the notion that they’re getting out of tier 3 soon;
that they’re getting out of tier 3 in February;
that they’re getting out of tier 3 in March (wake up, guys!);
that there isn’t effectively going to be a tier 4 AND another national lockdown;
that Rishi Sunak is extending the furlough scheme to the end of April but tiers are going to be just a distant memory by April;
that this lot aren’t likely to significantly cock up the vaccine rollout;
that any Brexit deal Boris Johnson may or may not deliver imminently is good;
that said deal or no deal will address all their concerns and demands;
that it will address even ANY of their concerns and demands;
that it is absolutely the best thing for Britain to be doing;
that it is absolutely the best thing for Britain to be doing right now in the middle of all this;
and that Johnson gives one hundredth of a toss about a single one of them.
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From the tier system to the Brexit deal or no deal, Tory MPs have an incredibly busy schedule of self-deception to juggle, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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