Penalty Taker

Who should take penalties if Haaland is not on the pitch?


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Bizarre body shape and technique for a pen.

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Head and shoulder positioning will tell you where the ball was going there without even knowing the outcome.

All his weight is on his left glute/hip because his head and shoulders are too upright.

It’s all wrong.

Weight should be over the standing knee/foot with head and shoulders over the ball... you teach eight year olds this shit.

I’m not bothered about us missing penalties if they actually know how to kick a football when they’re professional footballers... it’s when they don’t.
 
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People have said it and I’ve always thought ‘no’ or that it was a meme but at this point I’d be the most comfortable with Ederson taking them
There's something in the back of my brain telling me Alex Stepney took penalties one season and may even have been United top scorer
 
Weird.
I remember the winner he took in the shoot out against Chelsea in the league Cup two seasons ago.
Under pressure but he hit it hard and tucked it in the corner just under the bar and the keeper went the wrong way.
What's gone wrong?
That was a fluke ha ha My heart at that moment ffs
 
I’m totally gobsmacked that our team with the technical ability we have in this side,the majority of them internationals as well and yet we are absolutely awful at pens it’s actually disgraceful at least get them on target ffs ..
 
Anyone except sterling . He’s an absolute fucking joke . And to top it off he smiles when he misses. Sick of pundits blowing smoke up his arse . Pep needs to give his head a wobble if he thinks Sterling is a better choice of penalty taker than the other 10 players on the pitch. just saying. Rant over
 
That looks more like a Rugby player kicking one through the posts than a footballer taking a pen.
Spot on!

From the other side but look at Sinfield’s weight distribution, exactly the same as Sterling’s. Shoulders back, weight over the standing hip.
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Look at Yaya’s here
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All his weight is coming in a straight line down through his knee and head and shoulders are over where the ball was
 
No he isn’t but he was back then.

He didn’t miss one for a while and then caught a cold with them.
Remember that spurs game when he scored 4 didn’t he miss 2 in that game? Memorys not the same!! he never looked same since? Oh for mario or yaya still to be here eh!!
 

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