United thread 2020/21

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This forum is often quite hyperbolic about how bad Utd and their matches are, but they were so dreadfully poor against West Ham and West Brom. I've heard/read a few times that they're in the same situation as Liverpool before they signed Van Dijk and Alisson, just two signings like that and they'll be a serious team & ready to win the title. I don't think that's the case at all, they have problems everywhere.
They are suffering now like we did in the 90's from the turnover of managers. Their squad is a mish mash of four sets of ideas that doesn't work as a group even though they have some decent players.
 
Bollocks has anyone asked him where he got his jacket from.

But the correct answer is; got it off Bluemoon mate, found a fiver in the pocket which I brought this snide badge with.
Never buy a jacket off Bluemoon pal. Remember that kid with the spunky sheets?
 
This forum is often quite hyperbolic about how bad Utd and their matches are, but they were so dreadfully poor against West Ham and West Brom. I've heard/read a few times that they're in the same situation as Liverpool before they signed Van Dijk and Alisson, just two signings like that and they'll be a serious team & ready to win the title. I don't think that's the case at all, they have problems everywhere.
I do honestly think that if they got a genuinely good, not outdated (Mourinho or Van Gaal) manager, then they'd be a lot better.


Chelsea have always had a really strong squad, but Frank 'What's defending?' Lampard was always going to be limited with them. They've brought in Tuchel, and whilst I don't know if they'll fare much better overall, they already look like an actual team that can be good over a long spell.

Fortunately United have no direction nor clue, so they'll probably keep Mr. Ole until the 1st time they finish outside the top 4 and then they'll hire the some manager that was fashionable 10 years earlier. Like Benitez. Then he'll say he wants a new CB and they'll spend 150m on a top player who'd be a complete fish out of water at United. Maybe they'll buy Lukaku again.
 
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They are suffering now like we did in the 90's from the turnover of managers. Their squad is a mish mash of four sets of ideas that doesn't work as a group even though they have some decent players.
They should go down to league 1 for a season, great way to get rid of the deadwood.
 
This forum is often quite hyperbolic about how bad Utd and their matches are, but they were so dreadfully poor against West Ham and West Brom. I've heard/read a few times that they're in the same situation as Liverpool before they signed Van Dijk and Alisson, just two signings like that and they'll be a serious team & ready to win the title. I don't think that's the case at all, they have problems everywhere.

Their squad is average, just like their manager. Europa league quality all throughout. Shit keeper, defenders aren’t good enough, a mix of bad and good midfielders and pretty much the same goes for forwards. I say good forwards, yet the only ones I rate are Greenwood and a 50 year old Cavani.
 
Their squad is average, just like their manager. Europa league quality all throughout. Shit keeper, defenders aren’t good enough, a mix of bad and good midfielders and pretty much the same goes for forwards. I say good forwards, yet the only ones I rate are Greenwood and a 50 year old Cavani.
Greenwood be blossom under Pep,also fatty and the Portuguese **** would improve us.
 
Never buy a jacket off Bluemoon pal. Remember that kid with the spunky sheets?

I know mate. That was what I was getting at when I said “I got it off bluemoon” ;)

I should have said lad was called Rob and put the duvet in as the give away hahaha
 
Greenwood be blossom under Pep,also fatty and the Portuguese **** would improve us.
Shaw maybe as our left backs are our weakest link but no way does that buck toothed wankervimprove us in any way shape or form, he’s a decent player but no better than Bernardo, Foden or Gundogan and he’s not fit to clean KDB’s boots... and don’t get me started on his antics.
 
Greenwood be blossom under Pep,also fatty and the Portuguese **** would improve us.

The Portuguese **** is certainly a decent player but his "personality and behaviour " is no way up to the standard of our players . He is perfect for them as he has all of the attributes that they excel at , but those consist of diving, harrassing the ref, squealing and rolling around under the slightest of tackles, so effectively not in a good way .

He also goes missing when things aren't going their way, and he doesn't look like the type of player who Pep would want.
 
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This forum is often quite hyperbolic about how bad Utd and their matches are, but they were so dreadfully poor against West Ham and West Brom. I've heard/read a few times that they're in the same situation as Liverpool before they signed Van Dijk and Alisson, just two signings like that and they'll be a serious team & ready to win the title. I don't think that's the case at all, they have problems everywhere.
It's comical delusion to think like that. Ask yourself how many United players would get into our first team. Maybe Shaw at a push because we have no left back. Then ask yourself how many would get in our second team, and you might be adding another one.

They are streets behind City in goal, in defence, in midfield, in attack, in the management dugout and in the boardroom. They won't be challenging us for a long time without a new manager, massive proper squad investment and continuity. In fact without major change in the boardroom I don't see them winning the league at all.
 
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