United thread 2020/21

[Protein Junkie]

If Sir harry easter island Maguire is a water buffalo, does that make rattus nevilus a wildebeest for his weird head?

Suffice to say the unwashed hordes are frolicking hers of zebra sweeping majestically across the veldt!

Perhaps not!

With Donny Van Beek as the Dodo

 

[Protein Junkie]

That’s a brilliant statistic.

17th best at best.

Yes the Europa League final is essentially a 17th place play off.
If that was a 20 team league it would be a relegation play off.

 

[Shaggy]

Now moaning about the fixture schedule despite it being their poor security being responsible for the Dippers postponement and despite being 6-2 up he picked a full strength team v Roma. Amateurish.


Ole Gunnar Solskjaer says Manchester United's fixture schedule over the coming week is "physically impossible" after his side reached the Europa League final

Did Spurs have the same shcedule during which they dry fisted the rags at the swamp 6-1 ?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Did Spurs have the same shcedule during which they dry fisted the rags at the swamp 6-1 ?

Another fucking lie - never happened . Bit like the " break in " at the swamp.

 

[burning blue soul]

I'm getting bored of all the shenanigans going on at that club now. Just drama, moaning and faux victimisation 24/7.
They need to realise how irrelevant they have become in the grand scheme of things.

 

[Aba452]

As fans we're all in turmoil over the latest government u turn regarding Turkey being on the red list. It should be switched to the UK or played at a neutral venue etc. It is gutting that the biggest occasion in our history is becoming farcical. But this debate is playing out nationally even internationally. Everyone's got an opinion on the biggest game in club football.

Now imagine you're one of zebra brigade, not a pleasant thought but bear with me. The best you can hope for is a distant 2nd place in the league. You've made a mess of your Champions League campaign when it seemed you'd qualify for the knockout rounds easily.

Norwegian folk hero managed to balls that up but you got the consolation of a Europa campaign. Second rate less glamorous competition perhaps but still a European trophy.

Those upstart neighbours have just got vulgar wealth which shouldn't be allowed for the likes of them, have fluked their way to the Champions League Final. Citeh with no pedigree not European royalty or any fans outside of Burnage. Bet people in Kettering or Kuala Lumpur have never heard of them!

But at least you've got to a Europa final that's very winnable against some Spanish 'nanas. But oddly enough the world and his dog aren't asking about travel restrictions and ticketing for Gdansk.

Because literally no one gives a shit.
Tick fking tock. Still at least Uncle Malcolm's Spawn will let a specially invited shopping bag revolutionary to fawn on Slur in the boardroom. Karma is a woman.

 

[Nellies left peg]

If Rentboy had come out and called out these wankers last Sunday instead of putting his tin hat on and hiding under his bed at the Lowry I might have some sympathy for the twat. But fuck the rag twats, the dippers should have been awarded the game anyway. But this situation is probably best, dippers not getting 3 point makes their chances of CL harder and the rags have to play all their remaining games in a few days which will help Villareal hopefully

 

[Nellies left peg]

As fans we're all in turmoil over the latest government u turn regarding Turkey being on the red list. It should be switched to the UK or played at a neutral venue etc. It is gutting that the biggest occasion in our history is becoming farcical. But this debate is playing out nationally even internationally. Everyone's got an opinion on the biggest game in club football.

Now imagine you're one of zebra brigade, not a pleasant thought but bear with me. The best you can hope for is a distant 2nd place in the league. You've made a mess of your Champions League campaign when it seemed you'd qualify for the knockout rounds easily.

Norwegian folk hero managed to balls that up but you got the consolation of a Europa campaign. Second rate less glamorous competition perhaps but still a European trophy.

Those upstart neighbours have just got vulgar wealth which shouldn't be allowed for the likes of them, have fluked their way to the Champions League Final. Citeh with no pedigree not European royalty or any fans outside of Burnage. Bet people in Kettering or Kuala Lumpur have never heard of them!

But at least you've got to a Europa final that's very winnable against some Spanish 'nanas. But oddly enough the world and his dog aren't asking about travel restrictions and ticketing for Gdansk.

Because literally no one gives a shit.
Tick fking tock. Still at least Uncle Malcolm's Spawn will let a specially invited shopping bag revolutionary to fawn on Slur in the boardroom. Karma is a woman.

If they fucking win it the media will have it on a par with the Champions league as all the "Big" teams that have been in it this year. You can see it happening it's so predictable of the rag fawning media twats

 

[Aba452]

If they fucking win it the media will have it on a par with the Champions league as all the "Big" teams that have been in it this year. You can see it happening it's so predictable of the rag fawning media twats

Must cut up our shy retiring neighbours that absolutely No One's thinking about them.

As Oscar Wilde once said " there is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, that is not being talked about. "

The worm has turned.

 

[malg]

And therein lies the answer.

Irrelevance.

It's fucking killing them. They might be second in the league but everyone is talking about:

1. How good City are.
2. Our 3rd title in 4 years.
3. 4 league cups in a row.
4. CL final.
5. Our style of football. How many teams now play out from the back? How many are trying to emulate us?
6. Gary Neville is a fucking cünt.
7. Leicester's style of football, exciting to watch.
8. Liverpool's demise and how dramatic it's been.
9. Can Liverpool "go again".
10. Gary Neville is a cünt

No one, apart from some sycophants, are talking about them. It fucking kills them that:

1. Ferguson has been forgotten about very, very quickly.
2. No one, absolutely no one, talks about how Ferguson's team played. No one tries to emulate them.
3. Gary Neville is a fucking cünt.
4. There is absolutely no legacy to their 20 years of dominance. Absolutely fuck all..... it's eating away at them.
5. No one gives a Fanny's fuck about the Crass of 92.
6. Gary Neville is a fucking cünt.

They are irrelevant and it fucking kills them.

Cünts.

Gary Neville is a fucking cünt.