Erling Haaland

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Would be over the moon if city signed him . But part of me thinks he just wants to move from club to club and earn as much as he can .goes to salzburg then gets a move to Dortmund which is a massive club, he is under contract for a couple more years but his dad and agent are going all round Europe to get best offer/deal. would city pay £100million + for a 5 year deal knowing he may not sign a new deal after and look to 1 of the Spanish clubs for a bigger pay package
He’s 20yrs old! He’s not moved from club to club because he’s a journeyman, he has advanced his career rapidly, because he has proved his class every time! Austria to Dortmund to the next level club, is hardly moving from club to club, it’s progressing. I hope it’s us, but he has the world at his feet and his agent is a shyster! Would love it, but hey ho, C’est La Vie and all that... we’re not exactly desperate for him because we’ve been class but hopefully that is exactly what he sees and why he chooses us! Fingers crossed.
 
“First half was good, second half was shit” LOL



This is the only non-geoblocked video of his (bizarre) second video I found



To be fair to him this will be because he's been living in Germany. "Scheisse" is not considered to be a rude word there, thr close equivalent is "rubbish".
 
I'd love us to sign him but think his agent would cause us no end of problems.
Greasy horrible prick he is. (his agent, not Haaland)
 
he got away with a push on upamecano like he did against dias, thats an offensive foul. luckily for him those dont get whistled a lot but its a matter of time til refs figure him out
 
The more spectacular he plays, the more concerned I become of his non-transfer to City.
When he went into a 5 game goal drought I was okay and told myself he ain't that special.
But the fucker is back to his usual genius self.
 
The only problem I have with signing Haaland, is it will surely lead to more United fans falling out of love with the game and finding something else to watch from their sofa?

This is happening more and more, and the more I hear of it, the more it puts a dampener on my enjoyment of City’s brilliance.

Won’t somebody think of the suffering United fans!?
 
The only problem I have with signing Haaland, is it will surely lead to more United fans falling out of love with the game and finding something else to watch from their sofa?

This is happening more and more, and the more I hear of it, the more it puts a dampener on my enjoyment of City’s brilliance.

Won’t somebody think of the suffering United fans!?
Going to order in bulk those Zebra pants

Will sell like candles (hot cakes) in dipper land
 
The only problem I have with signing Haaland, is it will surely lead to more United fans falling out of love with the game and finding something else to watch from their sofa?

This is happening more and more, and the more I hear of it, the more it puts a dampener on my enjoyment of City’s brilliance.

Won’t somebody think of the suffering United fans!?
But just think of Nevill's and Kean's faces, and how sick they'll look, with Haaland scoring for fun for us!!
 
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