Off the plane onto buses, straight to the ground, no interaction with local Portuguese, ie no beer. Watch game, back on buses, back to airport and fuckoff, no overnight stays. 1000 quid, cheers easy.
But don't worry UEFA have thought of nothing but the fans.
I promised myself if ever we made it to the final, I would go even if I couldn't get a ticket (although I very well might) to experience the whole ambience in the town beforehand and after, especially if we won it. The whole things been fucking ruined. I'm gutted to be honest.