Brief Encounters.

[BimboBob]

Some of the stories on here remind me of a time I was at my old gym which was part of a hotel, afterwards I'd go into the sauna or steam room sometimes.
This evening I was in and this woman mid-20s probably, in a bikini comes in, starts chatting to me and telling me she's staying at the hotel as she works as the leader of a youth group and they're down from Derry for the day, she was Slovakian or something.
I'm sitting up on the seat in the sauna and then she lies down with her head close to my thigh and doing this deep breathing shit with the tits going up and down

Stupid bollocks i was not being a bit more forward

@Barcon had similar. The bloke pushed him away when he laid his head down though.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

So I got a question. Does it mean something if a girl lets you pick a restaurant?

At the end of the day you're still paying so it means absolutely shag all unfortunately young Royston.

 

[roy.or.r]

At the end of the day you're still paying so it means absolutely shag all unfortunately young Royston.

Well the thing is though I won't be paying alone. We normally split the cheque.

 

[Barcon]

@Barcon had similar. The bloke pushed him away when he laid his head down though.

His balls smelled like cheese anyway.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Its my work colleague son birthday on Saturday, im thinking about giving her 100 Euro to "be split between them how she sees fit" what do you think?

Madness Thorin. Get him some Lego and take her a bottle of the highest percentage wine you can find for inviting you. That’s all.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Madness Thorin. Get him some Lego and take her a bottle of the highest percentage wine you can find for inviting you. That’s all.

Im not invited. It is a kids party, why would I be there?!

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Im not invited. It is a kids party, why would I be there?!

Ah so it’s a drop off party. Forget the wine. Ask her if she wants a hand with anything. If she’s interested I’d expect her to say yes.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Ah so it’s a drop off party. Forget the wine. Ask her if she wants a hand with anything. If she’s interested I’d expect her to say yes.

No no. She just told me it's hisbirthday . She sent me pictures of his present.
This is just me trying to be nice
She did something similar a few years ago for my brother wedding, she gave me a fiver for my daughter.

The question is should I be nice and give her kid 50 or is it too much?

 

[Kinkladze 1]

No no. She just told me it's hisbirthday . She sent me pictures of his present.
This is just me trying to be nice
She did something similar a few years ago for my brother wedding, she gave me a fiver for my daughter.

The question is should I be nice and give her kid 50 or is it too much?

50 sheets is too much. In fact 50p is too much. She hasn’t even invited your kid to the party despite telling you about it so give them nowt. Do you think she’d maybe have invited you both if she was interested? It pains me to say it but I think she might. Dont waste your money.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

50 sheets is too much. In fact 50p is too much. She hasn’t even invited your kid to the party despite telling you about it so give them nowt. Do you think she’d maybe have invited you both if she was interested? It pains me to say it but I think she might. Dont waste your money.

So yeah I took your advice. Maybe you are right.
Im going to get drunk now