Some of the stories on here remind me of a time I was at my old gym which was part of a hotel, afterwards I'd go into the sauna or steam room sometimes.
This evening I was in and this woman mid-20s probably, in a bikini comes in, starts chatting to me and telling me she's staying at the hotel as she works as the leader of a youth group and they're down from Derry for the day, she was Slovakian or something.
I'm sitting up on the seat in the sauna and then she lies down with her head close to my thigh and doing this deep breathing shit with the tits going up and down
Stupid bollocks i was not being a bit more forward