Cristiano Ronaldo

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Have you ever seen the TV show Jim'll Fix It?

Now then, now then.

 

[David Silva]

Exactly. I remember Dias speaking in interviews while leaving Benfica and when arriving at City about how quickly things happened

Dias’s signing all happened in remarkably similar circumstances last year to this Ronaldo rumour.

Would not be surprised if part of our issue in getting Kane over the line is our inability to shift one of the want-aways. We were having to try and find a buyer for Otamendi this time last year too.

 

[colorado blue]

More chance of getting Kane on a free than this Happening.

 

[TINY]

Absolutely blows my mind people want this **** wearing a City shirt. Couldn’t give a crap if he scored 180 goals in 15 games, every one would be tainted. I hope we sign him, then stick him in the reserves, before Andy Morrison comes flying in from the right and Ben thatcher from the left breaking every piece of positivity he has for the future. Whilst he lies on the ground struggling to catch one breath, Andy stands over him snd tells him Jordan is on the way.

He can fuck off

 

[Brewster's millions]

All pretty fascinating this, if there’s any truth to it.

I would imagine that Abu Dhabi would have been extremely pissed off with Messi going to PSG, so this would be a pretty good response.

You would have to think that he could score 30-plus goals in our team.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Oh boy what have I missed, 50 pages to catch up on…

Ronaldo is begging to come to City according to L’Equipe.

Maybe with Evra too.

 

[NorCalBlue]

I think u can’t change numbers anymore anyway after the season has started.

Ronaldo could be 77!

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

55 page jump? Looks like it’s nothing though. Pity.

 

[Bald fraud]

Absolutely blows my mind people want this **** wearing a City shirt. Couldn’t give a crap if he scored 180 goals in 15 games, every one would be tainted. I hope we sign him, then stick him in the reserves, before Andy Morrison comes flying in from the right and Ben thatcher from the left breaking every piece of positivity he has for the future. Whilst he lies on the ground struggling to catch one breath, Andy stands over him snd tells him Jordan is on the way.

He can fuck off

Is that a no then?

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Absolutely blows my mind people want this **** wearing a City shirt. Couldn’t give a crap if he scored 180 goals in 15 games, every one would be tainted. I hope we sign him, then stick him in the reserves, before Andy Morrison comes flying in from the right and Ben thatcher from the left breaking every piece of positivity he has for the future. Whilst he lies on the ground struggling to catch one breath, Andy stands over him snd tells him Jordan is on the way.

He can fuck off

Tainted with what?

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

Isn't this a different source?

you literally get a dozen gobshites in different countries rinsing and repeating the same “news”.

This is not happening.

This is Mendes knowing he needs Spurs to get moving for the entire market to go so is helping City by leaking this to hurry them up on Kane. City will reciprocate by playing nice when bernardo finds a club. Don’t be surprised if Spurs buy a player and the selling club moves for Bernardo, which will have been Mendes plan all along.

 

[theres only one carlito]

Stop smoking cider!

 

[samuelyeboah]

ehh you'll be cheering him within 2 weeks, don't kid yourselves

 

[Deleted member 87819]

you literally get a dozen gobshites in different countries rinsing and repeating the same “news”.

This is not happening.

This is Mendes knowing he needs Spurs to get moving for the entire market to go so is helping City by leaking this to hurry them up on Kane. City will reciprocate by playing nice when bernardo finds a club. Don’t be surprised if Spurs buy a player and the selling club moves for Bernardo, which will have been Mendes plan all along.

They forgot to brief Citt correspondents to make it more believable then

 

[Mike Brock]

Ronaldo is begging to come to City according to L’Equipe.

Maybe with Evra too.

Now that would cross the line if that **** appeared

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Would love to see him do that celebration in sky blue in front of the Stretford End

 

[Metalartin]

All pretty fascinating this, if there’s any truth to it.

I would imagine that Abu Dhabi would have been extremely pissed off with Messi going to PSG, so this would be a pretty good response.

You would have to think that he could score 30-plus goals in our team.

Hmmmm.... Ah, I'm bored of correcting people now.

 

[1961_vintage]

We need one of them poll thingys.

 

[tweety]

I assume if he signed we'd do one of those welcome to Manchester posters at Deansgate.

 

[Eoiyflem]

you literally get a dozen gobshites in different countries rinsing and repeating the same “news”.

This is not happening.

This is Mendes knowing he needs Spurs to get moving for the entire market to go so is helping City by leaking this to hurry them up on Kane. City will reciprocate by playing nice when bernardo finds a club. Don’t be surprised if Spurs buy a player and the selling club moves for Bernardo, which will have been Mendes plan all along.

It was barzini all along....